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'Hi, I was wondering if you might be interested in buying some bear repellent?'
"Really? You're on the endangered list? Well, you're safe with me, buddy."
"There is, however, nothing in the dean's regulations to preclude a semester of profoundly suggestive and, ultimately, frustrating consensual eye contact."
"Of course it's horse-proof. Everything I own is horse-proof."
"And, for what we don't cover, there's insurance insurance."
"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."
'You think you're so clever don't you...you thought you could get past our recruitment safeguards...'
'When you've found some change for the gas meter have a look a this email you got from some bloke in Africa asking you to safeguard 13 million dollars...'
'Madam Zora's one of our new schemes to future proof the business!'
'Well, we've now taken our contingency plans as far as we possibly can!'
'And don't tread on my toes.'
Businessman walking sees 'Walking-Around Insurance' vending machine.
"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."
Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.
Caution: Institutional Guardrails Not Nearly as Strong as We All Thought...