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'They're a lot safer when they have this foam insulation on, plus...'
"You call this a knot?"
Tags:sailor, sail, sailing, boat, boats, liner, liners, cruise, cruises, cruise liner, cruise liners, ocean, ocean liner, ocean liners, harbor, harbors, harbour, harboursdock, docks, bow knot, knot, knots, knotting, sea, seas, tie, tying, safe, safety, skill, skills, health and safety, health, safer, skill, skills, accident, accidents, accident prevention, prevention
"The sandbox is safe, and it's even safer without the sand."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, play, playing, safety, safe, safer, overprotective, protection, protect, protective, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, sandbox, sandboxes, sand, modern parenting, modern parent, modern parents, modern life
Pole vault crossing.
Tags:pole vault, pole vaults, pole vaulter, pole vaulting, pole vaulters, pole vaulted, pole, poles, vault, vaulting, vaults, xing, crossing, cross, crosses, road, cross the road, road crossing, roads, safe, safety, safer, warning sign, sign post, warning, warn, warned, warns, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Really Edward - I don't know what you're so uptight about... I mean, statistically, we're much safer in the air than we are on the ground.
The Cab of Guilt - "This is your mother, reminding you that if you don't buckle up I will kill myself."
Tags:guilt, guilts, guilty, guiltily, guilt trip, guilt-trip, extreme, extreme measures, desperate measures, road safety, traffic safety, buckle up, buckle-up, seatbelt, seat belt, seatbelts, seat belts, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, taxi, taxis, taxi driver, taxi drivers, driver, drivers, road safe, safe, safety, safer, traffic safety, travel, travelling, transport, safe, safer, cab, cabs, cabbie, cabbies, car, cars, drive, driving, driver, drivers, tech, technology, suicide, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, melodrama, melodramatic, dramatic, dramatically, over dramatic, over-dramatic, yellow taxi, taxi driver
"You were an accident."
Tags:crash, crash test, test dummy, dummy, crash test dummy, test dummy, safety test, safety tester, safe, safer, parent, parents, parenting, parental, parenthood, accident, accidents, accidental, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, new mom, new moms, hypocrite, hypocritical, hypocrites, new mother, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, new parent, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, motherhood, new dad, new dads, new father, new fathers, congratulations, accidental pregnancy, pot calling the kettle black
"We'd prefer the sort of place where we won't catch any disfiguring diseases or be killed by fanatics."
Tags:travel, travels, travelled, well travelled, travelling, holiday, holidays, holiday makers, vacation, vacations, travel agents, modern, modern life, tourism, tourist, tourists, threat, threatened, safety, safe, safer, personal safety, paranoia, paranoid, worry, worrying, diseases, disease, assumption, assumptions, culture, cultures, international, international tourism, tourists, tourist, fanatics, perception, perceptions, perceived, danger, dangerous, dark tourism
'Uh,uh,uh, you weren't lifting with your legs were you?!'
"I just feel safer in one of these."
Tags:tank, tanks, military, safe, safer, sherman, vehicle, vehicles, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, combat, fight, fighting, protect, protection, protecting, protects, gas, gasoline, fuel, petrol, refuel, refueling, safety, safer, security, secure, drive, driving, drives, driven, safe, second amendment, rights, bill of rights
'No broken bones. You're lucky, looks like the tree helped break your fall.'
Danger - Hard Hat Area
Tags:construction, construction worker, construction work, builder, builders, building, buildings, hard, hard hat, hard hats, hat, hats, safety, safe, safer, piano, comedy, slap stick, slapstick, classic gag, classic comedy, visual gag, visual comedy, building site, building sites, irony, ironic, inversion, invert, inverted
"Actually, we'd feel a lot safer in a Jewish neighborhood."
Tags:real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, fable, fables, children's story, children's stories, three little pigs, animal, animals, pig, pigs, buying a house, renting, buying, house, houses, home, homes, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, neighborhood, neighborhoods, jewish, judaism, food, pork, kashrut, kosher, not kosher, dietary law, dietary laws, safety, safer, safe, vegan, vegans, veganism, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, religion, religious
'This side's safety bar is broken. But hanging on with your cotton-candy coated fingers should hold you through the loop-de-loop.'
Tags:rollercoaster, roller coaster, roller-coaster, rollercoasters, roller coasters, roller-coasters, safe, safety, safer, health and safety, health safety, hang on, hanging on, hold on, holding on, cotton candy, cotton-candy, unsafe, dangerous, danger, kid, kids, thoughtless, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'It's the new childproof cap.'
'Yes, I do feel safer, but the key sure is a hassle to carry around.'
New grapefruit safety standard.
'It's safer than chasing cars on the street.'
'The cat's away... So what!?'
Man thinking it's safer driving a tank
'You're INTIMIDATED?! You surprise me. I actually feel SAFER when there's a surveillance camera around.'
Please adjust your dress before you go out shooting.
'Which of the high cholesterol foods are the safest?'