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Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.
'It's nothing personal, we just like to secure our intellectual property, each evening.'
"Long hours are no problem – I mean it's not like the job involves heavy lifting or anything."
Tags:solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, barrister, barristers, counsel, counselor, personal injury attorney, personal injury attorneys, ambulance chaser, ambulance chasers, ambulance chasing, lawsuit, lawsuits, wrongful death, client, clients, safe, safes, bad day, bad days, unaware, oblivious, danger, dangerous, falling safe
'This is my corporate emergency exit!!'
"Only thing he can't crack is why his wife would just up and leave."
Tags:crack up, cracks up, cracking up, safe, safes, safe cracker, safe crackers, divorce, divorces, divorces, criminal, criminals, career criminal, career criminals, thief, thieves, thieving, steal, steals, stealing, stolen, stolen goods, wife, wives, dumped, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up
"Hold everything, Louis!"
Tags:break in, breaks in, breaking in, heist, heists, thief, thieves, steal, steals, stealing, vault, vaults, profit, profits, profit margin, profit margins, second thought, second thoughts, robber, robbers, burglar, burglars, burgle, burgles, burgling, steal, steals, stealing, poor, failing business, failing businesses, failed business, failed businesses, safe, safes, empty safe, empty safes, letdown, letdowns
"No matter what one says, a safe remains a good way to keep your money safe."
'... so I put the combination in the safest place I could think of.'
The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice
Tags:comic book, comic books, comic, comics, narrative, narratives, quack quack, duck, ducks, diary, diaries, journal, journals, childrens book, children's book, childrens books, children's books, satire, satires, satirical, pseudo, edgar allen poe, poe, poetry, raven, steal, steals, stealing, safe, safes
'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'
'We've been robbed!'
"I thought you said no bonuses this year?"
"Your money is perfectly fine, you can go to sleep now."
How will this impact me?
Tags:financial crash, the financial crash, economic crash, the economic crash, recession, the recession, in recession, safe, safes, impact, impacts, selfish, selfishness, self centered, self centred, self-centered, self centred, oblivious, obliviousness, slow reaction, slow reactions, delayed reaction, delayed reactions, detached, detachments, voter, voters, voting
'Weight - 155. Fortune, you are going to receive a large sum of money.'
'How do you expect me to concentrate when you're reading me my rights?'
'We got tired of being broken into.'
He Took It With Him.
The Buck Stops Here
"You're keeping something from me, aren't you?"
Tags:secret, secrets, secretive, under wraps, confidential, private, hide, hiding, hidden, furtive, confront, confrontation, accuse, accusation, safe, safes, vaults, vault, keep under lock and key, kept under lock and key, marital strife, marital problems, relationship difficulties, going through a rocky patch, a woman scorned, frozen out, cold shoulder, excluded, privacy, conceal, concealed
Safes for sale
'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'
"This branch has a time-lock safe which the staff are not intelligent enough to open."
'We finally got an anti-theft safe for all of our most valuable curios. . . so if you want to view them, just ask Burl or me.'