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'Good Heavens, man, you look like an accident waiting to happen.'
'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'
"He passed the sobriety test. Now I think he's just showing off."
'You kids have it easy with your iPod and cell phone distractions. I had to look at the wall as I drove into it.'
'Hey, did you know these things have brakes?'
'Why don't you ever let me drive?'
'Apparently ALL office equipment must be tested by a qualified electrician EVERY year!'
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"Petersen, trade supervisory board. I'd like to check your sprinkler system."
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'The industrial safety inspector? Are you kidding me?? He's there, right behind me!'
Tags:industrial safety, workplace hazard, workplace hazard, workplace hazards, safety inspector, safety inspectors, safety inspection, safety inspections, work hazard, work hazards, industrial hazard, industrial hazards, safety officer, safety officers, safety check, safety checks, health and safety, health & safety
'I had a little accident in my bed...'
'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'
Car Repair for Dummies
Motorcycling for Dummies.
'I'll tell you what our problem is. It's always 'do this, dummy,' or 'do that, dummy.''
Crash test dummy..'Honey...Billy's just banged his head. Isn't he cute?
'Where to, Mister?'
'This industry's going to the wall!'
'You were the only survivor.'
'Make it look like an accident'.
'I tried low impact yoga but it wasn't for me.'
Crash-test dummy on computer.
'I'm sorry, but at your age we require a note from your doctor before we can lend you, 'Lady Chatterley's Lover'.'
A scientist-deer analyses the results of a recent crash-test involving a crash-test deer...
'Welcome to crash-test flight 000.Please take your seat.'