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Two horned stags butt heads and airbags protect them.
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"It helps prevent side collisions."
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How airbags should work.
"Of course it's safe. Even has an airbag."
'Good brakes, huh?'
"Nope, no airbags. But did I mention the heavy-duty seatbelts?"
"Here we have the ultimate in civilized weaponry - a gun that refuses to fire except in the hands of a duly accredited member of a well-regulated militia."
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"It comes fully equipped with all the latest safety features ? aside from the optional life-car."
Where airbags should be.
"If you ask me, that one's a better deal. It has more safety features."
"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."
"I love these new *cough* safety features. It's important to *cough* preserve life."
'Bob will be Godzilla in this structural integrity test.'
Air bag on a Zimmer frame.
'It's for her - Do you have one with a bumper all the way around?'
New tank model with safety features: 'Sorry, sir, firing the cannon set off the airbag.'
'Airbag safety feature.'
'Any safety features?' - 'Yes, the price. It makes you drive slowly.'
It's our latest safety feature that won't unlock while the car is in drive. We call it the PHLUB!
'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'
"The seat belt just needs a little tightening."
'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'
'As a safety feature, I flattened one side.'
Any safety features?