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'Get back...there's a thermometer in that filing cabinet that could leap out, smash on the floor and give someone a mild headache.'
"Shouldn't you rake those up first and then set them on fire?"
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'She wants to keep my marbles. . .She's already swallowed two.'
'Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?' - 'It wouldn't help. I've left my glasses at home.'
Warning Slippery Floor
Health and safety announcement.
A child has an eye patch where he's been burned.
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'I've given up biking. Too dangerous."
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'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'
"Why are you playing hide-and-seek in the stove!?! Don't shush me! This is my stove!"
Occupational Safety and Health Administration'
'Well I think we've nearly broken the back of this 'risk assessment'.'
"Now be careful Goliath or you will shoot your eye out."
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'Tell Johnson that the safety officer would like to speak with him...the sooner the better.'
Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall
Warning: If you bump your head on this beam, you'll bump it on the following beams.
"This is the sixth time you've slipped and fell."
"The good news is that your husband will never again ignore the company's safety instructions..."
"Wait a minute - Where's the fire escape?"
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"As a Health and Safety Officer, my duty is to report this office as being a safety hazard!"
'Have I got this poster straight?'
Mind the step...
Brain in gear first!...
Tags:oil field, oil fields, small plow, tractor, wrong gear, reverse, safety hazard, accident, accidental death, prevention, health and safety, health & safety, safety officer, safety officers, safety rule, safety rules, safety regulation, safety regulations, safety inspector, safety inspectors, safety inspections, workplace hazard, workplace hazards, accidental deaths
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