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'I'm not saying you wouldn't try to do the right thing in an emergency, it's just. . . look at your freaky little arms.'
"Chemical spill? What chemical spill? Anybody here know anything about a chemical spill?"
Tags:chemical, chemicals, chemical spill, chemical spills, run interference, running interference, denial, denials, deny, denies, denying, environmentalism, corporation, corporations, lie, lies, lying, public health, irradiated, radiation, health hazard, health hazards, hazardous materials, materials, play dumb, plays dumb, playing dumb, disavow, disavows, disavowing, unsafe, safety procedure, safety procedures, regulation, regulations, health regulations, regulating, big business, big businesses, chemical company, chemical companies, chemical corporation, chemical corporations
'Don't worry, dad. It's equipped with an air bag.'
"He wrecked his back picking up the 'How to lift safely' guidelines!"
Tags:health and safety, h&s, safety, lift, lifts, lifting, heavy object, heavy objects, weight, weights, back, backs, bad back, bad backs, age, ages, aging, ageing, guideline, guidelines, muscle, muscles, pull, pulls, pulling, pulled, throw your back out, throwing his back out, safety procedure, safety procedures, overprotective, regulation, regulations, over regulation, over regulate, over regulates
'Don't you think this school has way too many fire drills?'
Not A Drill
"Be a darling and bring a seltzer when you come."
'Please pay attention as the stweardess demonstrates our procedure for dealing with rowdy passengers.' (She wields baseball bat)
'Do not be alarmed... this is only a drill!'
First Aid Box
"Being a little helper is not what it used to be."
Tags:father christmas, christmas, santa claus, xmas, x-mas, santa, st. nick, st. nicholas, saint nick, saint nicholas, santa's little helpers, elf, elves, workshop, santa's workshop, hi-vis, hi-viz, jackets, jacket, hard hats, hard helmets, health and safety, safety procedure, safety procedures, regulation, regulations, onerous regulations
"Dudley, we have to stop meeting like this - It's against safety procedures!"
Tags:forklift, forklifts, forklift driver, forklift drivers, warehouse, warehouses, factory worker, factory workers, factory, factories, safety procedure, safety procedures, safety measure, safety measures, safety regulation, safety regulations, health and safety, health & safety, office romance, workplace romance
'Safety gloves my foot!'
Safety is NO accident!
Tags:health and safety, health & safety, safety officer, safety officers, safety rule, safety rules, safety regulation, safety regulations, safety inspector, safety inspectors, safety inspections, oil field, oil fields, safety harness, safety harnesses, safety procedure, safety procedures, oil rig, oil rigs
'The emergency exists are located along both sides of he aisle.'
"Do you guys have an emergency evacuation plan?"
Tags:baldo, evacuate, evacuated, evacuates, evacuation plan, evacuation plans, safety procedure, safety procedures, practice, practices, practicing, end of the day, leave work, leaves work, leaving work, beeline, beelines, closing time, emergency, emergencies, emergency plan, emergency plans, fire inspector, fire inspectors
'Hang on, the tag on this vine has expired: Safety regulations mean we need to have it tested before further use...'
"Remember when playgrounds were fun?"
Tags:baldo, safety, safety regulation, safety regulations, kid-safe, playground, playgrounds, park, parks, health and safety, health and safety measure, health and safety measures, fun, overprotective, overprotected, protection, protections, safety procedure, safety procedures, no fun, bored, boring, swing, swings, swingset, swingsets, slide, slides
'Don't forget - keep the potassium chloride in a separate container.'
The latest construction safety device: air bags on jack hammers.
Moses parting the Red Sea and holding up a life jacket.
"For safety, the daytime running lights burn continuously, augmented by the horn, which also blows continuously."
"How can you be so sure this is a work-related injury?"
Tags:safety, safety barrier, safety barriers, safety-barrier, safety-barriers, health & safety, fence, fences, safety procedure, safety procedures, safety officer, safety officers, risk assessment, risk assessments, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, double standard, double standards, health and safety, risk, danger
"What are you lookin' at? Never seen a routine fire drill before?"