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'Caution slippery pyramid' sign on ancient Egyptian pyramids.
"Screens out harmful ultraviolet rays, conditions skin, repels insects, won't wash off while swimming, will not stain most fabrics. Warning: Contact with eyes, ears, nose, or mouth may be fatal."
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Spawn of Satan on board.
Department of Health and Safety: Knock (but not too loudly or you may suffer knuckle bruising) And Enter (Beware of tripping over the fireproof carpet).
"And would you put the heading.... 'PLEASE DON'T DO THIS...NEVER DO THIS' in capitals."
"Can't you read the sign? That dog should be on a lead!"
Malcolm realised too late that he didn't have opposable thumbs.
"Hello, this is Bill Gates. Remember, nobody has a monopoly on safety, so buckle up!"
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"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."
Tags:office, offices, worklife, health and safey, workplace safety, safety warning, safety warnings, boss, bosses, employee, employees, warning, warnings, useless warning, useless warnings, cutting corners, cut corners, safety statement, risk assessment, risk assessments, bad risk assessments, bad risk assessment, risk assessment fail, hazardous work environment, hazards at work, cost cutting, cutting costs
'My client suffered injuries because you failed to put a warning label on your new invention saying 'fire may be hot'!'
Watch Your Step.
Eels - Health & Safety Notice: Slippery when wet.
"Terrorism is on the loose...be alert but not alarmed!"
"The Government today warned Americans not to travel abroad, and, for that matter, not to get too close to the border."
"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."
Birdbath: Danger thin ice.
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"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."
If the British had been the first to see the Grand Canyon.
"Hello. We're from the Government, and we mean you no harm."
'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'
A noose; 'Danger - risk of choking.'
Safe falling warning sign.
Nukes can seriously damage your health: 'New government signs sure add a lot!'
'We conduct business according to the highest standards. Each crate carries a government health warning!'
'Careful with that shotgun, it could go off.' - 'Don't worry, I'm covering the trigger with my finger.'