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"Wrinkles are the roadmap of a well lived life." "I think I've just found the M25."
'Have you considered Botox?'
"So, what health issue would you like to discuss?" "Gravity."
'Rule of thumb...have it placed 3 or 4 inches higher than where you want it, because eventually, that's where it will end up.'
'I remember when I got that tattoo. It was originally on my thigh.'
'An extra pound here and there, a little sag, a little bulge, but I'm still the same hunk you married, right Ethel?'
"The economy is sagging and so is Walter."
Tattoos sagging with time
"Why do you wear those baggy pants?"
"That's kind of unfortunate."
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"Some dude just picked my pocket!"
"That is unacceptable, Baldo! Those pants are too low! When I see that, I just wanna pull 'em up for you!"
'I don't know what looks worse, the excess weight or the saggy look when I lose it.'
Old Man Cutting Toenails.
'Relax, at our age there's nothing unusual about getting crow's feet.'
The aging process can play some cruel jokes on your body!
When you can sling them over your shoulder, then you can start complaining!
Plastic surgeon has sign, 'What goes up, must come down.'
I can see why we don't stand up!
Good God man! You look terrible, it's obvious you've had absolutely no work done.
'I heard you talking about getting a facelift Mom, but don't you think Rusty should get one first?'
Breast Height Chart
"Look...your school mailed its new student dress code. It says no skullcaps...no facial piercings...no sagging or torn pants...and no bare midriffs. Sorry...that last one was just for girls."
Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 39. Go to the mall with someone who doesn't understand fashion.