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"It's linen. It's supposed to wrinkle."
"Wrinkles are the roadmap of a well lived life." "I think I've just found the M25."
'Have you considered Botox?'
"So, what health issue would you like to discuss?" "Gravity."
"Try coming back tomorrow with your pants pulled up."
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'Rule of thumb...have it placed 3 or 4 inches higher than where you want it, because eventually, that's where it will end up.'
'I remember when I got that tattoo. It was originally on my thigh.'
"Damn! I hate it when pecs fall into my abs!"
"I remember when I got that tattoo. It was originally on my thigh."
'An extra pound here and there, a little sag, a little bulge, but I'm still the same hunk you married, right Ethel?'
"Sagging your pants was started in prisons as a way to let other inmates know you already had a boyfriend."
Tattoos sagging with time
'Look at me, I'm so old my stripes are sagging...'
"Why do you wear those baggy pants?"
"That's kind of unfortunate."
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"Some dude just picked my pocket!"
"That is unacceptable, Baldo! Those pants are too low! When I see that, I just wanna pull 'em up for you!"
Old Man Cutting Toenails.
'Relax, at our age there's nothing unusual about getting crow's feet.'
The aging process can play some cruel jokes on your body!
When you can sling them over your shoulder, then you can start complaining!
Plastic surgeon has sign, 'What goes up, must come down.'
I can see why we don't stand up!
Breast Height Chart
"I knew I'd move south when I got older - I just didn't know my boobs would try to beat me there."