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'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'
'Have you considered Botox?'
"Try coming back tomorrow with your pants pulled up."
'I don't know what looks worse, the excess weight or the saggy look when I lose it.'
You're only as old as you look.
When you can sling them over your shoulder, then you can start complaining!
The aging process can play some cruel jokes on your body!
Good God man! You look terrible, it's obvious you've had absolutely no work done.
'I heard you talking about getting a facelift Mom, but don't you think Rusty should get one first?'
"The age limit on naked handstands is there for a reason!"
"Don't laugh, Ms. Perky. I've gotten shorter and saggier over time, but I'm still as hot as you."
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!!"