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"This has been fun, Hank, but let's not forget that the bus back to the city leaves in fifteen minutes."
Tags:stranded, marooned, adventure, adventures, pretend, pretends, pretending, pretender, pretenders, sail, sails, sailing, tourist, tourists, tourism, city slicker, city slickers, city folk, safari, on safari, tough guy, tough guys, fake, fakes, faking, facsimile, facsimiles, tour, tour group, tour groups, coward, cowards, cowardly, roleplay, roleplays, roleplaying, role play, role plays, role playing
Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.
Pants on the mast
"You call this a knot?"
Tags:sailor, sail, sailing, boat, boats, liner, liners, cruise, cruises, cruise liner, cruise liners, ocean, ocean liner, ocean liners, harbor, harbors, harbour, harboursdock, docks, bow knot, knot, knots, knotting, sea, seas, tie, tying, safe, safety, skill, skills, health and safety, health, safer, skill, skills, accident, accidents, accident prevention, prevention
'This isn't the kind of sales job I was hoping for.'
Tags:pirate, pirates, pirating, pirated, ship, ships, pirate ship, pirate ships, boat, boats, sails, sail, sailer, sailers, sailing, sailed, sale, sales, sales job, sales jobs, salesman, salesmen, hoping for, mixed up, mix up, mixes up, mixing up, confuse, confused, mistake, wrong, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"What is it, Ira, that draws man inexorably back to the sea?"
Tags:the rich, rich, riches, wealth, wealthy, yacht, yachts, luxuries, luxury, high society, living, money, mogul, moguls, upper class, upper classes, class struggle, class struggles, capitalist, capitalists, privilege, privileges, millionaire, millionaires, billionaire, billionaires, sea, sail, sailing, yachting, boat, boats, bought a boat, relaxing, relaxed, leisure, fat cat, big business
'I think one plank is enough. Get rid of the high dive.'
Tags:pirate, pirates, pirate ship, pirate ships, plank, planks, walk the plank, high dive, high dives, dive, dives, diving, diver, divers, dived, high diver, high divers, no need, unneeded, enough, mast, sail, sails, ship, ships, boat, boats, sea, at sea, crows nest, crows nests, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Well, I don't care if the cuffs are hurting your wrists, sailor boy! I want to know what this green leafy substance is right now!... And maybe we should check that pipe of yours too, huh?
'I borrowed so much money to buy this thing I have to time share it with the bank manager!'
'I aspire to bigger and better things!'
'The most expensive thing about his boat is his hat.'
'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'
"Ye God's! You're right Captain! We are in a bottle!!!"
America's Cup Fever
Tags:america's cup, sail, sails, sailing, yacht, yachts, yacht racing, yacht races, yacht race, sailboat, sailboats, sailor, sailors, sailing, windsail, windsails, windsailing, auld mug, superfan, superfans, fan, fans, super fan, super fans, fanatic, fanatics, unpopular, obscure, obscure sports, schooner, schooners, cup fever, obsession, obsessions, obsessed, obsessing
'Now that we have kindergarten behind us, the rest should be smooth sailing.'
Tags:eyepatch, pirate, pirates, pirateship, pirate ship, pirateships, pirate ships, yarr, skull and crossbones, skull, crossbones, crossed bones, patch, eye patch, eye-patch, eyepatches, sail, sailing, sailor, sailors, injury, injuries, sea, seas, ocean, historical, visual, visual gag, visual image, skin, skincare, spot, spots, cystic, acne
"I'm off to lunch, Miss Heinecke. Keep her headed into the wind."
Tags:send-off, send-offs, sending off, goodbye, goodbyes, say goodbye, saying goodbye, farewell, farewells, dramatic, melodramatic, melodrama, melodramas, secretary, secretaries, so long, sail, sails, sailing, overdramatic, drama, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, lunch break, lunch breaks, lunch, lunches, lunch hour, lunch hours, receptionist, receptionists
"All I'm saying is that wind power isn't all it's cracked up to be."
Tags:row, rowing, rowed, rows, oar, oars, boat, boats, boating, renewable, renewable, renewable energy, renewable energies, sail, sails, blow, blowing, slave driver, slave, slaves, slavery, sea, seas, high sea, high seas, lung, lungs, ship, ships, sailing, sailor, sailors, environmental, environmentally friendly, environmentalist, environmentalism
"Are we there yet?"
Directions to the Bar.