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Yacht Club: Valet Parking $25,000.
A Chef Never Rests
Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'
"Port outbound, starboard home."
'That was a brilliant idea you had to hire a motivational speaker, Rolf. We must be doing 15 knots.'
"It's been taken care of."
"Sorry. He's been cursing like that ever since we put him in that little sailor suit."
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"These must be some other kind of patriotic work she can do."
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"Folsom's seasick, sir."
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"You call this a knot?"
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"Well, I guess this is goodbye!"
"Ahab I'm not familiar with. Ever taste Captain Hook?"
"I just think it sends the wrong message."
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Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, sailor, sailors, sailing, boat, boats, ship, ships, sing, singing, songs, song, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, money, money hungry, business venture, business ventures, economy, economic, international business
The Truth About Mermaids
Late Night with Patrick O'Brian
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Pirate ship airbag.
Man raised flag of drowning women.
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Eight-year-old Henry Jonas is credited with being the first child to utter the question that parents would loathe for centuries to come.
Well, I don't care if the cuffs are hurting your wrists, sailor boy! I want to know what this green leafy substance is right now!... And maybe we should check that pipe of yours too, huh?
Avast Ye,, matey - there be a complaint against ye. One of the sea hags from accountin' says ye been swabbin' yer deck in view of the interns.
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"the Captain thinks it would be nice to have them boiled in their jackets tonight."
Tags:ships crew, ship's crew, sailor, sailors, cabin crew, ships captain, ship's captain, navy, the navy, potato, potatoes, peeling potatoes, ships cook, ship's cook, food prep, food preparation, waste of time, wasting time, frustration, frustrations, too late, wasting food, waste of food, hierarchy, hierarchies, poor leadership, cook, cooks
"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"
"Oooh—dollar in the swear-jar, captain!"
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