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"This has been fun, Hank, but let's not forget that the bus back to the city leaves in fifteen minutes."
Tags:stranded, marooned, adventure, adventures, pretend, pretends, pretending, pretender, pretenders, sail, sails, sailing, tourist, tourists, tourism, city slicker, city slickers, city folk, safari, on safari, tough guy, tough guys, fake, fakes, faking, facsimile, facsimiles, tour, tour group, tour groups, coward, cowards, cowardly, roleplay, roleplays, roleplaying, role play, role plays, role playing
Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.
Pants on the mast
'This isn't the kind of sales job I was hoping for.'
Tags:pirate, pirates, pirating, pirated, ship, ships, pirate ship, pirate ships, boat, boats, sails, sail, sailer, sailers, sailing, sailed, sale, sales, sales job, sales jobs, salesman, salesmen, hoping for, mixed up, mix up, mixes up, mixing up, confuse, confused, mistake, wrong, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'I think one plank is enough. Get rid of the high dive.'
Tags:pirate, pirates, pirate ship, pirate ships, plank, planks, walk the plank, high dive, high dives, dive, dives, diving, diver, divers, dived, high diver, high divers, no need, unneeded, enough, mast, sail, sails, ship, ships, boat, boats, sea, at sea, crows nest, crows nests, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'The most expensive thing about his boat is his hat.'
'I aspire to bigger and better things!'
'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'
America's Cup Fever
Tags:america's cup, sail, sails, sailing, yacht, yachts, yacht racing, yacht races, yacht race, sailboat, sailboats, sailor, sailors, sailing, windsail, windsails, windsailing, auld mug, superfan, superfans, fan, fans, super fan, super fans, fanatic, fanatics, unpopular, obscure, obscure sports, schooner, schooners, cup fever, obsession, obsessions, obsessed, obsessing
'Now that we have kindergarten behind us, the rest should be smooth sailing.'
"All I'm saying is that wind power isn't all it's cracked up to be."
Tags:row, rowing, rowed, rows, oar, oars, boat, boats, boating, renewable, renewable, renewable energy, renewable energies, sail, sails, blow, blowing, slave driver, slavery, sea, seas, high sea, high seas, lung, lungs, ship, ships, sailing, sailor, sailors, environmental, environmentally friendly, environmentalist, environmentalism
"I'm off to lunch, Miss Heinecke. Keep her headed into the wind."
Tags:send-off, send-offs, sending off, goodbye, goodbyes, say goodbye, saying goodbye, farewell, farewells, dramatic, melodramatic, melodrama, melodramas, secretary, secretaries, so long, sail, sails, sailing, overdramatic, drama, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, lunch break, lunch breaks, lunch, lunches, lunch hour, lunch hours, receptionist, receptionists
"Are we there yet?"
Directions to the Bar.
"You tell him that you ﬁnd the ﬂag offensive."
Tags:offensive, offend, offended, offending, offends, ship, ships, boat, boats, pirate ship, pirateship, pirate ships, pirateships, sailing, sails, high seas, pc, politically correct, skull and crossbones, skull & crossbones, jolly roger, jolly rogers, politics, modern attitude, olden days, history, combination, attitudes, symbol, symbolism, privateer, buccaneer, privateers, buccaneers
Musical Sailing Boat.
'Dude, get the boat out, I just got the rest of the afternoon off!'
'It's not as deep on this side.'
Father Christmas's Alternative Sleigh.