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"Stop it! You're killing me!"
'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'
Scorched knight on horseback passes 'Dragon Crossing' sign.
St. George and the Dragon
Dragons eating a knight - 'Once you get the shell off they're delicious!'
Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.
Tags:dragonslayer, dragonslayers, dragon slayer, dragon slayers, dragon-slayer, dragon-slayers, knight, knights, saint george, knighthood, knighthoods, mythical creature, mythical being, mythical creatures, mythical beings, warrior, warriors, sword, swords, roast chicken, roast chickens, roasted chicken, shield, shields, sword, spits, opportunist, chivalry, chivalrous, snack, snacks
'I'll be yours if you restore England to its former glory.'
"Ha! Fooled ya! I'm over here now. Nyah, nyah!"
'I'll have to go back to the shop for a sword.'
Do you do cremations?
'For cryin' out loud. . . again?! Do you mind? I'm trying to read here!'
'Slay it if you want to, but I'm not cooking it.'
Knights are not really a threat son. It's wizards we have to worry about...
Tags:dragon, dragons, knight, knights, wizard, wizards, dragonslayer, dragonslayers, dragon slayer, dragon slayers, fairy tale, fairy tales, st. george, saint george, fear, fears, fearing, magic, magical, mythological creature, mythological creatures, man-eater, man-eaters, man-eating, man eater, man eaters, man eating
St George at the psychiatrists.
Dragon v St George.
Damsel NOT in distress.
A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter
Oh, don't hurt it. Can't you trap it under a glass, or something?'
'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'
'The princess? Feel free to eat her and then let's run away together!'
'That's how you deal with Saint George wannabes, son.'
'All I'm saying is; This maiden I'm here to rescue had better be really good looking!'
'If it hasn't gone away in a couple of weeks, come back and see me.'
'There you go, heat them up and discard the ones that don't open.'