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'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'
'All good things come to end.'
'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'
Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.
'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'
'Sorry, but because of budget cuts, you're fired and we let the presents get delivered by UPS this year.'
'Hear you're big in logistics.'
'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'
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'You would think that he would have come up with a wireless solution for Rudolph's nose by now!'
Toymakers Union, North Pole: 'I especially want to thank the little people who make it all happen - my elves.'
Father Christmas at shopping centre store guide - you are here ...and here...and here...and...ect.
Santa picks out a suitable light bulb for Rudolph's nose.
"But if we add to Santa's cholesterol we could be ruining him for future generations."
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Santa in sleigh with another sleigh full of batteries in tow
'It's a bill from Santa; for cleaning out the chimney.'
Two aliens spot Santa flying by Erath: 'Look Zork... a UFO!'
Dear Santa, How come you live for ever and are never seen in the daylight?
Inside the Museum of Freak Christmas Accidents.
Two astronauts on the moon find Santa crashed into the moon surface: 'Houston, we have another problem...!'
'Look, I know you're fake, but let's ham it up for the old folks.'
Criminal Santa Claus
'i'm sorry dear. I need a man I can believe in.'
'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'