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'It's St. Patrick's Day, Ms. Welk. If anyone wants me, I'll be on the greens.'
'Today's St. Patrick's day. It'll be a good time to eat up this stuff with the green mold on it.'
'No, you don't get to choose between the wearin' of the green and the eatin' of the green.'
Medusa in a Dublin bar after St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.
"Trick or drink!"
St. Patrick's day mixer in Limerick, Ireland.
A snake attempts to charm St. Patrick out of his basket.
"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"
"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."
The Fighting Irish Setters. . .
'I'm here to apply for a green job.'
St. Patrick Drives the Steaks out of Ireland
Irish Eyes began smiling on March 17, 461...the day St. Patrick discovered Irish cream.
"Do you really need a Pat on the back for everything?"
A big snake swallows Saint Patrick
Saint Patrick in a Basket
St. Patrick chases snakes from Ireland.
"He couldn't even drive us out himself?!"
"Now, where'd that snake go?"
"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."
If St. Patrick had actually driven the snakes out of the Island of Ireland...
I got my pot o' gold from cereal royalties,
"After this one let's get out of here."
"O'Toole, I've been drinking GREEN beer all day, and now I've magically turned it back to YELLOW!"