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'My teacher sent me. She said to tell you I'm just not myself.'
Saint Francis feeds raisinets to the Teenagers of Assisi
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"It saves energy and makes me feel holier."
'Just tell him you've been good. Don't overdo it.'
"Trust me. It's not a God-given right."
"What, haven't you ever heard of a St. Bernard?"
Patron Saint of Clowns...St. Pie-us
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"I'm really excited about this opportunity, but I'm hoping there's room to negotiate the title? What about 'Rise-to-the-Occasion-Mary', or 'Cool-Under-Pressure-Mary'?"
"Normally, we just assume that our seminary candidates are of good character."
"I see you're of good character."
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"I'd like you to meet Herb...on earth he was in the bagel business."
"I was a very good boy!"
Virgin Mary: World's Best Mom.
'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'
Santa in heaven with wreath as halo.
"My sources tell me it was bought not earned."
'Can you say 'try the patience of a saint' in a note from a public school?'
"Well where the Hell are we?"
'I was an overachiever.'
A woman in front of the full moon and a man in front of the moon.
'You brought BAGELS?'
"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"
'See, Harry? I am holier than thou.'
"Open your mouth so I can take a DNA sample."
"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"
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