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'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'
"Mom, can you open this salami?"
'Now here's a popular model. It's got an odor-free compartment for carrying up to three salami and/or baloney sandwiches.'
Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.
'The law is clear. The salami sandwich sits downwind from the bench.'
'What d'you see?!? What d'you see?!?'
'How would you like that veggieburger...deep fried in lard, or smothered with bacon bits or salami slices?'
'Hey Fred, how's the salami business?'
'To answer your question, yes, that is a salami in my pocket, and no, I'm not glad to see you.'
Man at the deli counter (reflected backwards in window) asks 'Got any Salami?' written backwards.
'He got as far as the door before I clobbered him with a salami.'
"So here we are...the great outdoors!"