Salary Increase Cartoons and Comics

'...then I said, 'give me a raise, or I quit'.'

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

'There's no increase in salary, but once a month you will get a whack at the company pinata.'

'How did the staff take the news that you gave yourself another raise?'

'I really wish you hadn't seen this Ms. York.'

"It's just a suggestion, but in the future I'd wait until that black cloud over your head goes away before asking for a raise."

It had taken nine months, but Jim was finally ready to go back into his boss's office and claim his raise.

"For the first year, you get a cost-of-living raise every three months. Then, you hit the donut hole."

'...and then he talked about climate change saying I will get my raise when hell freezes over.'

"Admit it Johnson, isn't a pat on the back more intrinsically rewarding than a salary rise?"

"I can live on my salary. Why can't you?"

"I'm glad you like your starting salary, Bradford. You'll be getting it for a long, long time."

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

"We demand an extra 12%."

"You're the first in the company to get a raise!"

"The company nurse sent over Henderson because he has a pay raise deficiency."

"Don't even bother asking for a raise. He'll just tell you to go to Hell."

"Have the section on how to get a raise removed from the employee handbook!"

"Does the job hold many challenges?"

"Guess how long it's been since I've had a salary increase."

'We won't give you a raise, but you can put this on your desk.'

"Er, Mr Trubshaw...would your digestive system stand up to a request for a salary increase?"

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

'If you haven't had a raise in five years you must be doing lousy work...you're fired!'