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"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."
"This isn't a sales call? Aren't all calls, in the final analysis, sales calls?"
"They say underwater is the next Brooklyn."
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'And if you're the kind of person who doesn't like to waste time, this desktop comes preloaded with all the latest viruses...'
"Now, this complete, all-in-one model has . . . .and this large, roomy cabinet at the bottom, in case anything new is invented."
"If I may say so, sir, that chapeau makes you look like one tough hombre!"
"Tarzan no want computer."
Tags:king of the jungle, computer, computers, rainforest, rainforests, rain forest, rain forests, jungle, jungles, salesmen, salesman, salespeople, salesperson, sales people, sales person, sales pitch, sales pitches, sales-pitch, sales-pitches, technophobe, technophobes, technophobic, technophobics, technophobia, luddite, luddites
"Now I know many of you still have questions about reverse mortgages...."
'That's for the trailer, now for the boat and motor, Mr.Barnes, Mr Barnes...'
"And I believe it`s very comfortable although of course I`m not allowed to sit on it."
Tags:salesmen, salesman, salespeople, salesperson, sales pitch, sales-pitch, sofa, sofas, furniture, sofa sales, sofa shop, sofa shops, sofa store, sofa stores, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, naughty dog, bad dog, bad dogs, naughty dogs, rule, rules, regulation, regulations
"I'm sorry, I never buy anything over the phone - hey now, please don't cry. . ."
"Usually, anything sells, dad, but I'm afraid your're stuck with these TVs."
Tags:tv salesmen, tv salesman, tv sales, salesmen, salesman, sales pitch, sales pitches, sales-pitch, sales-pitches, outdated, out-dated, technological advances, technological advancements, obsolete, old-fashioned, old fashioned, technical advances, flatscreen, flatscreens, flat screen, flat screens
"I'm such a good salesman I could sell underarm deodorant to the Venus de Milo."
"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '
"Sorry no cold callers!"
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"It's the ultimate in smart phones. It's the Mensa phone."
"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."
"It's a bit of a 'fixer upper'. You just have to chop down the forest, obtain planning permission, and build the house."
Tags:fixer upper, fixer uppers, fixer-upper, fixer-uppers, real estate, estate agent, estate agents, realtor, realtors, property viewing, property viewings, house viewing, house viewings, property market, property markets, housing market, housing markets, planning permission, selling point, sales spiel, sales pitch, sales talk, sales-pitch, salesmen, salesman, salesmenship, salesmanship
"Dad, what does two and two make?"
"Madam - with this new 'Automatic Fire Delivery System', rubbing two sticks together will be a thing of the past...!"
"Like you, most people believe echolocation is beyond their grasp. NOT TRUE! And in my seminar, I'll teach you how to use this powerful business communication tool TODAY! Have a brochure."
Tags:businessmen, businessman, salesmen, salesman, salespeople, salesperson, communciation, communicate, tool, tools, train, training, education, educate, seminar, echolocate, echolocation, communications, corporate, corporation, porpoise, dolphin, continuing education, skill, acquire, biology, marine, marine biology, dolphin, dolphins, sales pitch, sales pitches, sales-pitch, sales-pitches
Just back from vacation and pretty rusty, Mel's first sales pitch of the day goes wide and beans his #1 customer.
"Our goal is your complete satisfaction. But we'll settle for your money."
"Think of it as a doer-upper."
Tags:three little pigs, doer-upper, doer-uppers, doer upper, doer uppers, fixer-upper, fixer-uppers, fixer upper, fixer uppers, estate agent, estate agents, property viewing, property viewings, house viewing, house viewings, pig, pigs, property market, housing market, sales pitch, sales-pitch, selling point, selling points
"Now this one is a real bargain..."