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"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."
"This isn't a sales call? Aren't all calls, in the final analysis, sales calls?"
"They say underwater is the next Brooklyn."
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"Now, this complete, all-in-one model has . . . .and this large, roomy cabinet at the bottom, in case anything new is invented."
"It's an epic novel about a guy who's trying to sell his car."
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"Tarzan no want computer."
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"Now I know many of you still have questions about reverse mortgages...."
'That's for the trailer, now for the boat and motor, Mr.Barnes, Mr Barnes...'
"Usually, anything sells, dad, but I'm afraid your're stuck with these TVs."
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"Like you, most people believe echolocation is beyond their grasp. NOT TRUE! And in my seminar, I'll teach you how to use this powerful business communication tool TODAY! Have a brochure."
Tags:businessmen, businessman, salesmen, salesman, salespeople, salesperson, communciation, communicate, tool, tools, train, training, education, educate, seminar, echolocate, echolocation, communications, corporate, corporation, porpoise, dolphin, continuing education, skill, acquire, biology, marine, marine biology, dolphin, dolphins, sales pitch, sales pitches, sales-pitch, sales-pitches
"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."
"I'm sorry, I never buy anything over the phone - hey now, please don't cry. . ."
"Madam - with this new 'Automatic Fire Delivery System', rubbing two sticks together will be a thing of the past...!"
"Sorry no cold callers!"
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"Any problems with the car just come back. We can always put another one over on you."
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"Now this one is a real bargain..."
"I'm such a good salesman I could sell underarm deodorant to the Venus de Milo."
"I drank 20 cups of coffee yesterday and gave a 500 word sales pitch in 30 seconds, but not in any known language."
"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '
Just back from vacation and pretty rusty, Mel's first sales pitch of the day goes wide and beans his #1 customer.
"Our goal is your complete satisfaction. But we'll settle for your money."