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'Can't you see I'm busy?' - Machine Gun salesman rejected during battle.
'Why do I have to go first?' 'There's no I in team, Dave.'
Man selling dirt and mud.
'I don't know Joe, maybe we;re using the wrong kind of glass?'
'Hi, I was wondering if you might be interested in buying some bear repellent?'
For some unknown reason, there were no takers for the Flavor-of-the-Month in June.
'Wow, this furniture store is overstocked again. And they're cutting prices again. This is like the 50th time this year.'
'Product diversification, I like that.'
Optimistic Optometry: Sale Rose-colored glasses.
Sale! 30% off. Margin of error plus or minus 4%.
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"I think I've got it-Mandela, the After-Shave."
Tags:mandela, nelson mandela, inappropriate, inappropriateness, south africa, after shave, after-shave, politics, meetings, advertising, executive, executives, conference, conferences, consumerism, consumerist, disrespectful, trends, fashion, trend, meeting, sales, selling, sold, market, marketing, disrespectful
"Business isn't great. We could only afford the smallest air dancer."
Tags:small business, small businesses, struggle, struggling, struggling business, struggling businesses, sale, sales, air dancer, air dancers, advertise, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, inflatables, recession, recessions, independent business, independent businesses, failing business, failing businesses, inflatable tube man, inflatable tube men, sky dancer, sky dancers, tube man, tube men
"It slices! It dices! It drives a wedge between you and your wife, because you stored all the unsold units in her writing nook, not like she was using it anyways but whatever!"
Tags:sales, salesman, salesmen, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, married, food processor, blender, blenders, food processors, appliance, appliances, household item, household items, couples dispute, couples argument, arguments, disagreement
Tags:cars, car, vehicle, vehicles, tires, tire, tyre, tyres, repairs, repairfix, fixed, mechanic, mechanics, flat tire, flat tires, flat tyre, flat tyres, flats, auto mechanic, auto mechanics, flat tires fixed, flat tyres fixed, spare tire, spare tires, spare tyre, spare tyres, business, businesses, customers, customer service, customer experience, genius bar, quality, product quality, sales, customer
Sales of Viagra
Tags:pharma, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, medication, medicate, medicated, medications, pill, pills, tablet, tablets, sexual health, age, ageing, graph, graphs, bar chart, chart, charts, visual gag, bar charts, sales, sales chart, sales graph, sell, marketing, marketting, brand, brands, branding, men's health, mens health
Man in a bookstore looking at a bin of unwound cassette tapes with a sign reading "Damaged books on tape 25¢".
Tags:book, books, novel, novels, bookstore, bookstores, bookshop, bookshops, bookseller, booksellers, retail, damage, damaged, damages, tape, tapes, audio tape, audio tapes, cassette tape, cassette tapes, audiobook, audiobooks, tape, tapes, books on tape, shopping, technology, rewind, rewinding, sale, sales, cheap, deal, deals, 90s, the nineties, 80s, the eighties, modern life
"See what I mean? They're sensible, but they don't look sensible."
Tags:shoes, shoe shopping, shoe store, shoe stores, shoe shop, shoe shops, vintage shoes, 1940s shoes, salesperson, salesman, salesmen, shop assistant, sales, selling, hard sell, sales technique, sales techniques, cobbler, sensible shoes, vintage, vintage cartoon, vintage cartoons, 1940s, 1940s high society, appearences, looks can be deceiving
'... And this watch comes with lifetime warranty.'
Tags:fly, flies, flying, insect, insects, bug, bugs, pest, pests, watch, watches, watching, time, times, timepiece, timepieces, lifetime, life, lifespan, warranty, lifetime warranty, life span, span, warranties, salesman, salesmen, sales, sale, sell, selling, customer service, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
A salesman father waves to his son at the maternity ward.
Tags:businessman, businessmen, salesman, salesmen, sales, profession, profession, resemblance, resemblances, father, fathers, dad, dads, son, sons, child, children, offspring, family resemblance, maternity ward, maternity wards, hat, hats, briefcase, briefcases, similarity, similarity, salesperson, salespeople, career, careers
"Ooh look, this week they're having a buy one, get one on burial plots."
Snow Globe Fortune Teller
Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,
"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."
Tags:selling, sales, sold, sells, seller, real estate, house, housing, home, homes, organ, organs, kidney, kidneys, selling kidneys, desperate, desperately, bargain, bargaining, bargains, barter, barters, buying, buys, buyer, estate agent, real estate agent, estate agents, real estate agents, realtor, realtors, organ donation, housing market, anxious, overanxious, house price, house prices, crash, 2008 crash, housing bubble, bubble, housing bubbles, bubbles
Not the target demographic
Tags:target demographic, target demographics, target, targets, demographic, demographics, aim, aiming, targeted, targeting, advertise, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, market, marketing, sale, sales, buy, sell, selling, commercial, commercials, tv, tvs, t.v., television, televisions, tv commercial, tv commercials, television commercial, television commercials, crap, stuff, hoard, hoards, hoarding, hoarder, hoarders, too much stuff, enough, more than enough