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'Last quarter's sales figures were disappointing but don't be discouraged. Let's double our efforts and remember that it takes both sunshine and rain to make a rainbow.'
Statistics: "Here's the sales graph...which way around would you like it?"
'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'
"To increase consumer optimism, we're going to put Prozac in the drinking water."
Your performance evaulations and sales figures are exceptional, but the company's a little bit concerned by your cholesterol numbers.
Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"
"Sales of banana flavoured reindeer soap are dreadful...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what Christmas is all about!"
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"Sales are worse than I thought."
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'The Sales Figures for this month aren't looking too healthy - any ideas?'
'Gentlemen, If I may say so - we have arrived.'
"Any volunteers to sell their souls to Satan?"
"Unfortunately, that's for his personal business."
Lie Detector Sales Figures
"The world is going to hell in a basket. On the other hand, our basket sales are soaring!"
"Have you actually made a sale this month?"
Sales figures go through the floor.
"Sales are plummeting. Shall I get out my fiddle and play you some of that sad, sad puszta music?"
'I just asked to see the annual figures...'
"... And you're sure that sacrificing Henderson will improve our sales figures?"
'This is where it gets interesting!'
Profits "...I suppose we could try and improve the product."
"All those in favour of moving the decimal point..."
"Now, if you all could make your way downstairs, we'll continue to look at these sales figures."
'We should never have made that 'money back if not satisfied' offer.'