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'Last quarter's sales figures were disappointing but don't be discouraged. Let's double our efforts and remember that it takes both sunshine and rain to make a rainbow.'
"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."
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Statistics: "Here's the sales graph...which way around would you like it?"
'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'
"To increase consumer optimism, we're going to put Prozac in the drinking water."
Your performance evaulations and sales figures are exceptional, but the company's a little bit concerned by your cholesterol numbers.
"I don't like these sales figures. Prepare them in another color and font and resubmit them."
'Miss Henshaw - bring me my trumpet.'
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Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"
"I've worked out all the figures, we're just not sure what order to put them in!"
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"Sales of banana flavoured reindeer soap are dreadful...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what Christmas is all about!"
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In the interest of bringing greater creativity into the workplace...
'I hear he has a 100% close rate.'
"Frankly, I think it's time we take a long hard look at cat futures."
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'Thanks to the new motivation program, none of our salesmen come back with too few sales twice.'
"Sales are worse than I thought."
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"Peters, make a joyful noise."
Tags:business meeting, business meetings, board meeting, board meetings, meeting, meetings, failing business, failing businesses, recession, the recession, financial crash, economic crash, lie, lies, lying, cover up, cover-up, hierarchy, hierarchies, office hierarchy, office hierarchies, sales figures, bad sales figures, order, orders, pretend, pretending, pretender
'With the economy the way it is, there's no silver lining. In fact we sold that last week!'
"As you can see here, there were a few downticks, followed by a few upticks, finishing off with some antics."
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"But on the positive side, money can't buy happiness, so who cares?"
'Sales figures don't lie. Stevens, hand over the big, foam, number one hand to Toelson.'
End of Year Figs.
Downward arrow on progress chart goes through the floor: 'OK, I know this doesn't look good ...'