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'Doug, Jeremy! Get back in here! The sales graph was upside-down!'
Sales of Viagra
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'In an effort to make this sales meeting more pleasant, I have taken the liberty of rotating our sales graph counter clockwise a full ninety degrees,'
"I don't know whether your tired, anxious, nervous, or whatever. But it looks like a clear case of performance anxiety."
'If only every year was an election year.'
Financial chart with frowny and smiley faces.
'Now think, Harris, what did you do different on that day?'
'Is this a piece of artwork or one of our charts?'
'Miss Henshaw - bring me my trumpet.'
"How long do you think we'll get away with it?"
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Sales at the Yo-Yo Co.
"Could be worse, we could be that guy."
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"But on the positive side, money can't buy happiness, so who cares?"
"Good news! I heard that the sales department had to requisition a stepladder."
"The first thing we need to do is straighten up this account."
"Our sales have slumped so much, we now have a couch for them."
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"How are my sales doing?"
"Now, in order to view this quarter's data correctly, you'll need to put on these rose-tinted glasses in front of you."
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Man Hanging Himself on Poor Sales Chart.
"You've got the chart turned sideways."
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'Well the alternative strategy to putting the customer first doesn't seem to have worked as well as we'd hoped!'
"That's when we promoted Ms. Whiplash to Head of Sales..."
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"The folks upstairs would like to see some details on this maneuver of yours."
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