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'In an effort to make this sales meeting more pleasant, I have taken the liberty of rotating our sales graph counter clockwise a full ninety degrees,'
"Looks like the Q3 sales meeting is almost over..."
Sad boss: "This one pretty much sums it up."
'It's our rebuttal to 'Buyer Beware'.'
'Fair warning, Norton - one more sports metaphor and you're fired!'
"That reminds me: I need the sales figures ready for tomorrow's meeting."
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"On the other hand I never have attended nor will I ever attend a sales meeting.''
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'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'
'And these spikes show the weeks our manager was on vacation...'
'When I said send in the clowns, I meant the sales reps.'
'It's O.K., he's on full commission.'
Boss with Angel and Devil on his shoulders - 'They're not employees, but we do have a symbiotic relationship.'
"We nailed Joe Sixpack and Johnny Lunchbucket. Let's turn to the Billy Breakfast Burrito demographic."
'It's your employer...something about a sales meet at 11...or no pay!'
'And if we don't turn it around soon, they're going to let me go.'
"Okay, let me come at this question a different way: Does anybody here actually know how to sell anything?"
'Last quarter sales are up 100 percent. We went from one sale to two sales.'
'Sales meltdown...global warming...coincidence? I think not!'
'Remember, only the consumer is still consumer concious.'
'This is my business partner and best friend, Rusty.'
'There's no telling what he'll come up with, next.'
'You may go in after they complete the body count.'
'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'
Golf course deals - 'Rule of thumb: Anyone who has spent five hundred dollars for a putter, and two hundred for a lime green golf shirt, that's someone you want to get to know.'