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'You should know I like sales presentations the way I like my soft boiled eggs: three minutes and you're done.'
'Your would have to ask if there were any questions.'
'Would you like to see my sales presentation from where you're sitting? Or would you feel more comfortable in a head lock?'
'I'm sorry, Jimmy, but your father and I don't need any heavy industrial equipment.'
"The numbers look bad this month...like, the-chart-is-continued-downstairs bad."
"As you can see here, there were a few downticks, followed by a few upticks, finishing off with some antics."
Elements of an effective sales presentation.
"Unfortunately, we lost the notes on this portion of our sales strategy."
"Run, Fitzsimmons! Run like this!"
"How can he achieve job satisfaction as a purchaser, if he never purchases anything?"
"Yes, it's true. I've been selling to someone else."
"I loved the part when you said I was a 'valued customer'. Do it again!"
'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'
'Sir, you have a couple of salesmen laying for you out here.'
'No one likes rejection, Catherine, but you really shouldn't end your sales presentations by saying you're 'really sorry.''
'I realize this is your first sales call, young man, but 15 minutes is way too long to shake hands.'
'My idea's quite simple really. Put the money in the bag!'