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Welcome to New York City - add 8.25 per cent
"Why do I need to pay sales tax when it wasn't on sale?"
The Buck Stops here.
'The sales tax isn't working, sire... Nobody has enough money to buy anything.'
'Could you make it a dollar and four cents, sir?- The Government says I have to collect sales tax.'
"Actually we're one of the few businesses that enjoy VAT visits."
Scientist has note on chalkboard: E=mc2 + 6% sales tax.
Dear Sir, We have misused all of the money that you sent us and we need you to send us more. Thank you, Internal Revenue
'If they had it to do it all over again' 'We'll sell you Manhattan Island for $24 worth of trinkets. However, the sales tax will be $24 trillion.'
"Nix on the Polack routine. We have reason to believe you're evading sales tax on Vistula Vodka!"