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'Ok team.. let#s review: When the arrow goes down it mean...'
'We're looking for a sales manager that can take our sales momentum, during December and January, and carry it over for the year.'
'Sure, they may be our best sales team, but what a bunch of prima donnas! The minute they think someone is trespassing on their turf, it's 'circle-the-cubicles' time!'
'And this is where my meds kicked in.'
"I think the reason our international unit is performing badly is because our mission statement says 'think locally and act locally'."
'Rather than Jones becoming a team player with you guys, I prefer that you become team players with Jones.'
'The sales team did all they could, so I'd have to say the blame for that must fall on the consumer.'
'Simms is causing some real morale problems with the sales staff.'
'You're probably all wondering who I've promoted to VP of sales!'
Vacuum salesman has accidentally sucked up the baby during a demo - '...And now let me demonstrate the incredible suction power of the Supa-Vac...'
'Then we all agree, setting up a stress management program is a first priority!'
'I have good idea of how to improve our sales team.' - 'Great, when are you leaving?'
'Why can't Sales just High 5 like everyone else?'
'The sales department is complaining about product quality! Nothing has broken and no customers have needed anything new in months!'
'Accounting is cautiously optimistic. Sales is incautiously optimistic.'
"Legal thinks it looks like Satan, Marketing thinks Batman."
'I want this sales team to harness its full potential. How can we help them develop some soft skills?'
"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."
"To the end of the 'me' generation."
'Fortunately, the sales department did not receive this sales projection report.'
When Sales and Marketing Do Not Communicate
'I just love to watch you get the sales staff fired up, Johnson.'
'Our sales have been uneven but our company has heart.'
"What a success! We've sold all our copies. You're a great team! Let's go for beer, pizza and crisps - my treat!"
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They were the Magnificent Seven of Sales, but two of them were sick that day.