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'Can't you see I'm busy?' - Machine Gun salesman rejected during battle.
'I have no time to see a salesman, I've got a battle to fight.'
Man selling dirt and mud.
'Hi, I was wondering if you might be interested in buying some bear repellent?'
'At the risk of sounding judgemental, I don't think they really mean it.'
'I'll be honest, this car is way overpriced, gets horrible mileage, and smells exactly like steamed broccoli. . . it does have dual climate control though!'
'So, Smith, how do you feel negotiations are going?'
'Ok team.. let#s review: When the arrow goes down it mean...'
"It slices! It dices! It drives a wedge between you and your wife, because you stored all the unsold units in her writing nook, not like she was using it anyways but whatever!"
Tags:sales, salesman, salesmen, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, married, food processor, blender, blenders, food processors, appliance, appliances, household item, household items, couples dispute, couples argument, arguments, disagreement
"See what I mean? They're sensible, but they don't look sensible."
Tags:shoes, shoe shopping, shoe store, shoe stores, shoe shop, shoe shops, vintage shoes, 1940s shoes, salesperson, salesman, salesmen, shop assistant, sales, selling, hard sell, sales technique, sales techniques, cobbler, sensible shoes, vintage, vintage cartoon, vintage cartoons, 1940s, 1940s high society, appearences, looks can be deceiving
"While your salesman checks with the manager, could I interest you in a dental exam?"
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, dealership, dealerships, car lot, car lots, buying a car, salesmen, salesman, manger, managers, customer, customers, waiting, wait, long wait, long waits, dentist, dentists, dental, dental work, exam, exams, examination, examinations, medical, medicine, service, customer service
"My new marketing strategy is to sell stuff to you two."
"Sorry. I was expecting the lady. I can see you're busy. I'll call sometime. We'll do lunch."
Tags:lady or the tiger, logic, logic puzzle, logic puzzles, puzzle, puzzles, game, games, problem, problems, solution, solutions, expectation, expectations, predator, predators, schmooze, schmoozes, schmoozer, schmoozers, schmoozing, wild animal, wild animals, door-to-door, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople
'When I said that Sales is all about the Art of Persuasion I didn't expect you to start shouting at customers, ‘Buy it or my family will be out on the street!''
A salesman father waves to his son at the maternity ward.
Tags:businessman, businessmen, salesman, salesmen, sales, profession, profession, resemblance, resemblances, father, fathers, dad, dads, son, sons, child, children, offspring, family resemblance, maternity ward, maternity wards, hat, hats, briefcase, briefcases, similarity, similarity, salesperson, salespeople, career, careers
"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"
Tags:tailor, tailors, clothier, clothiers, suit maker, suit makers, suit, suits, menswear, fashion, men's fashion, clothing, men's clothing, clothes, men's clothes, invisible, ghost, ghosts, spectre, spectres, phantom, phantoms, vampire, vampires, supernatural, mirror, mirrors, reflection, reflections, no reflection, salesman, salesmen, shopping, clothes shopping, new suit, folklore, myth, myths, legend, legends, creature, creatures, monster, monsters, spooky, eerie
'... And this watch comes with lifetime warranty.'
Tags:fly, flies, flying, insect, insects, bug, bugs, pest, pests, watch, watches, watching, time, times, timepiece, timepieces, lifetime, life, lifespan, warranty, lifetime warranty, life span, span, warranties, salesman, salesmen, sales, sale, sell, selling, customer service, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Yeah, yeah, the floral pattern is fine. Weez just lookin' for somethin' a little wider, maybe eight, nine feet.'
'No. There's no one who works here by that name. Let me connect you to our branch office.'
"It's not 'Kafkaesque,' it's equal opportunity."
Tags:kafkaesque, franz kafka, author, authors, writer, writers, novel, novels, book, books, short story, short stories, novella, novellas, metamorphosis, gregor samsa, transformation, transformed, insect, insects, salesman, salesmen, sales, office, offices, equal opportunity, equal opportunities, recruitment policy, recruitment policies
"O.K., well, think about it, but remember, I find my own food, I'm quiet, and you don't have to take me for walks."
Tags:rat, rats, mouse, mice, pets, pet, pest, pests, dog, dogs, dog person, dog people, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, bargain, bargaining, salesman, salesmanship, marketing, self promo, self promotion, self promote, self promoting, brag, bragger, rodent, rodents, pet care, demanding, demand, dog walker, dog walkers
"It's obviously very fond of you, sir!"
Tags:mens fashion, mens fashions, men's fashion, men's fashions, tie, ties, clothes store, clothes stores, mens clothing, men's clothing, attraction, attractions, salesman, salesmen, sales man, sales men, salesperson, salespeople, sales person, sales people, suit, suits, persuading, persuasive, sales tactic, sales tactics
"Must you people always call at dinnertime?"
Tags:dog, dogs, animal, animals, talking dog, talking dogs, talking animal, talking animals, pup, puppy, puppies, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, cold call, cold calls, sales, salesman, saleswoman, salesperson, dining, dinner, eating, food, foods, dog food, telephone, telephones, phone, phones, telemarketer, telemarketers
"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."
Tags:magic bean, magic beans, revenue, revenues, jack and the beanstalk, value, stockbroker, stockbrokers, broker, brokers, stock, stocks, investment, investments, financial, financials, fairytale, fairytales, fairy-tale, fairy-tales, fairy story, fairy stories, sales pitch, sales pitches, salesmen, salesman, confidence trick, con, cons, scam, scams