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"O.K., well, think about it, but remember, I find my own food, I'm quiet, and you don't have to take me for walks."
Tags:rat, rats, mouse, mice, pets, pet, pest, pests, dog, dogs, dog person, dog people, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, bargain, bargaining, salesman, salesmanship, marketing, self promo, self promotion, self promote, self promoting, brag, bragger, rodent, rodents, pet care, demanding, demand, dog walker, dog walkers
"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"
Tags:art, arts, artists, artist, pretentious, ostentatious, smug, pompous, proud, abstract art, abstract arts, abstract, modern art, modern arts, modern artists, modern artist, genius, clever, marketing, marketing department, full of one's self, salesman, salesperson, salesmanship, art gallery, art show, art galleries, galleries, art shows, painter, painters, marketing department, confusion, confusing, question, questionable, stylistic, marketing departments
"True, it's an authorized biography, but we'd do better by marketing it as unauthorized."
Tags:biography, biographies, authorized biography, authorized biographies, unauthorized biography, unauthorized biographies, writer, writers, author, authors, editor, editors, publisher, publishers, publishing house, publishing houses, publishing company, publishing companies, marketing, marketing tactic, marketing tactics, selling, bestsellers, bestseller, controversy, controversies, salesman, sales, salesperson, salesmanship
"For only five dollars more, the guy let me have the 'Smart Hammer.'"
"Now this baby can hold up to five hundred magnets."
Tags:fridge magnets, magnets, fridge, fridges, refrigerator, refrigerators, fridge-freezer, ice-box, freezer, salesman, salesperson, selling, sell, hard sell, shop, shopping, buy, buying, souvenir, souvenirs, tacky souvenirs, bad reasons, bad reason, sales pitch, sales pitches, salesmanship, salesmen, selling point, selling points, special feature, special features
Tags:toilet paper, toilet papers, tissue, tissue rolls, tissues, tp, tps, economy, marketing, marketing tactic, marketing tactics, salesmanship, salesman, sales person, different uses, multi use, multi uses, economics, corona, covid-19, covid 19, covid, virus, coronavirus, viruses, pandemic, pandemics, outbreak, shortage, shortages
"Now we'll turn you over to the closing team."
Tags:bear, bears, scare, scares, scared, scary, office, offices, business, businesses, market, marketing, sale, sales, salesman, salesmen, salesmanship, closing a deal, making a sale, deferring responsibility, running away, run, run away, running, ran, ran away, run away from responsibility, ran away from responsibility, running away from responsibility, avoiding responsibility
"Sales are up 38% since the name change."
"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."
"Can I interest you in a ledge fund?"
"It's great for quesadillas."
Tags:tv, t.v., tvs, television, televisions, flat screen tv, flatscreen television, flatscreen tvs, flatscreen televisions, microwave, kitchen gadgets, kitchen gadget, useless kitchen gadgets, useless gadgets, hard sell, sales technique, sales, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, salesmanship, selling point, selling points, special feature, special features
"Just one lady owner. Only ever used it to run down to the shops and back."
'Do you have it in a smaller size?'
'I think we should have a word with Bob about his sales technique.'
"We can also sell you another remote control to help you locate this model."
"Do you feel like you've been backed into a corner?"
Tags:corner sofa, corner sofas, sofa, sofas, couch, couches, buying, buy, buys, purchase, purchases, purchasing, shop, shopping, shops, sales, salesman, salesmanship, salesperson, sales man, sales men, sales person, salespeople, sales people, commission, commissions, selling, corner, cornered, trap, traps, trapped, backed into a corner
"You seem like just the kind of guy who would be right at home in one of these fjord explorers."
"Good news! I heard that the sales department had to requisition a stepladder."
"I said, 'Don't worry, I still have a few tricks up my sleeve.' That's when he called my bluff."
Tags:laughing, elevator, tracks, a few tricks up my sleeve, negotiating, office tactics, business tactics, negotiation tactics, tricks, bluffing, calling your bluff, strategy, planning, plan b, crisis management, salesmanship, problem solver, management, negotiator, poker, gambling, gamble, risk management, damage control
"We lowered the sticker price from here to here."
"Just think, if I keep him we'll never have leftovers again."
Pushing sales in difficult times
"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."
Tags:refrigerator, refrigerators, fridges, fridge, kitchen appliances, salesmanship, sales person, sales people, salesman, salesmen, obesity epidemic, fat epidemic, obesity, over eating, good intentions, high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty, sales pitch, sales pitches, customer service, dieting, losing weight, weight watchers, planning meals, willpower
"This one even has a smoking section."
Tags:car salesman, truck salesman, smoking section, used car, use truck, salesmanship, smoking, health, secondhand smoke, car lot, truck, sales, benefits, options, sales pitch, salesman of the month, service station, smoker, smokers, social pariah, social pariahs, social outcast, social outcasts, back seat, back seats, car salesman, car salesmen, car seller, car sellers
"I wanted a cute little Italian subcompact. Even took one out for a test drive - but it made my bum look Fiat."