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Slinkies Climbing Upstairs To Spawn.
"After 1000 miles of rapids, waterfalls,and grizzly bears I'm pooped. Let's just grab some supper and call it a night."
"Well, it looks like I'm going."
"You know what, I must be getting old: I don't feel the urge to travel back to the spawning grounds this year..."
"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."
The Salmon run
'Man, this is the life!...Swimming up-stream with the guys, not a care in the world...leaping skywards with gay abandon...FH%!!'
"Plus, we're getting a complete cardio workout."
"I don't mind swimming upstream as long as there's a pub at the end of it."
"I can't wait to retire and just go with the flow!"
"I used to have a cigarette after spawning, but I could never keep them lit."