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"Even more dangerous than crossing the road is being undercooked."
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'What'll it be - one large risk or several small ones?'
"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi
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"I'm sorry, Mr. Burke isn't in right now. He ate some funky yogurt he found in the back of the fridge and he's in the bathroom - how shall I put this - promoting from within."
would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?
Health and Safety workers Annual Barbecue
Catch of the Day: Salmonella.
"I'll have the Catch of the Day."
"Now, if you're feeling adventurous we can undercook the chicken."
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'I'll have the food scare of the day.'
"Watch yourself, dude. I hear she has salmonella."
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'Would you like to add a dollar to your bill by donating to the food poisoning lawsuit fund?'
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"It was a revelation. What I thought was salmonella was really E.coli, and what I though was E.coli was really salmonella."
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'That's fine with me 'cause that smell you're smelling is 'salmonella', Joy.'
'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!'
Bacteria in junk food
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"Lose those fantasies of exacting vengeance from the afterlife. Our best hope is a mild case of salmonella."
'Would you like a piece of advice, Mr Salmonella?' asks passer-by to gentleman opening a deli.
Germs in a hospital ward.
'Caution: raw eggs!'
"Yes darling, dung beetles are edible, but you need to wash them thoroughly first. Why do you ask?"
"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"
'Would you like a piece of advice, Mr. Salmonella?'