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"Can we get more salt shakers to represent the enemy scum?"
A truck salts the road.
"I'm fed up with the daily grind..."
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Still Lives: 'What's wrong, don't you love me anymore?'
"Oh, how sweet of you."
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'I'm not really much of a mover.'
Late for his dinner date for the third time, Randy finds-out the real danger of 'Asalt' weapons. . .
'No, I will not add salt to this injury! And how the heck did you get in here?'
'I know you like adventure holidays, but when did you say these islands were discovered.'
Pepper grinders, salt shakers
'D'you have any salt?'
Slug trapped on deserted island surrounded by salt.
'Mystery solved! Someone put the model of the building into the cupboard and the client took the salt cellar.'
'I can't get the salt into this little hole.'
'I can't be certain, but it looks like a case of 'salt and battery' to me...'
'I see you are cutting back on your salt intake.'
I'm afraid we're her first saltwater fish.
A bunch of snails are in an office slacking off on their work . A co worker snail says:' Just a heads up. . .Jenkins is heading this way with a salt shaker!'
'Watch out, these darn kids are coming this way with a salt shaker again...'
Salt and pepper