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"Were we gay?"
"If government doesn't outlaw birth control society will collapse."
"You're mother and I just believe marriage should be between a consonant and a vowel."
"There's nothing wrong with our marriage, but the spectre of gay marriage has hopelessly eroded the institution."
"At least our son is marrying a doctor!"
"And they are getting closer to living happily ever after."
"I pronounce you husband and wife of opposite sexes."
"Son, you may have been hearing a lot lately about the birds and the birds and the bees and the bees."
"Electrical connection is between one male and one female plug."
"Equal rights for others does not mean less rights for you. There's not a limited supply of 'rights'."
"Gay people are not evil. They simply fall outside your religion's profoundly limited definition of good."
"Harlow and I have a no-sex marriage."
"...and then my two mommies beat up his two daddies."
"Have you ever noticed how old married couples start to look alike?"
"The High Court has said 'Yes,' so we can say 'Yes', before we say 'Yes'!"
"All this fuss about same sex marriage, I've been having the same sex with my husband for the last 27 years."
'Verily, Noah, the flood I am about to unleash is retribution for Tory defections to UKIP!'
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"Now the same-sex-marriage vote is done and dusted....what's your position on some-sex-marriage?"
"Call me old fashioned, but I believe....bickering, nagging, spousal indifference and shattered illusions...should be between a man and a woman!"
"No Brainer! After all, he was the original guy with two dads!"
"Steve's not COMPLETELY liberal - He doesn't believe in same-sex divorce."
"These Irish are a bitter defeat for mankind!"