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Sale! 30% off. Margin of error plus or minus 4%.
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"I'll need a guano specimen."
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"This one to your liking, sir?"
'I didn't mean a p-e-a sample.'
"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."
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"Who wants a little treat tartare?"
Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea.
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"It's a simple stress test - I do your blood work, send it to the lab, and never get back to you with the results."
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"Would you like to sample something from the nacho cart?"
"Ah! - now when I said 'Stool sample'....."
Put me down for whoever comes out ahead in your poll.
"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."
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"They're sampling our song."
'Here, take these... we're going to need a urine sample from him right now.'
"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"
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I'm pathetic, uninformed and don't give a damn. Do you still want to continue with the poll?
"Urine sample...I said sample!"
"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."
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'There's a flaw in your experimental design. All the mice are libras.'
'How do I know we need to turn down the filtration system? - This is our cabernet sauvignon.'
At that moment, he realized he could never maker her truly happy.
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"We'll need to take a tissue sample."
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'And this is our National Debt Red. It's deep, long-lasting, and we know there's going to be a lot of interest.'