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Samson Gets Off at Fourteen
"Wait, mister Samson. The manager said he'll give you a full refund and a year's worth of free stylings."
If the Bible Timeline Ever Got Thrown Out of Whack. . .
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'Well, yes, Jennifer -- I suppose Samson WAS sort of like Wolverine.'
"For goodness sake Samson, let me at least cut your fringe!"
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"Hey samson, nice man bun."
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"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"
"This looks like a good spot."
'Read about Samson & Delilah. . . Better yet - see a live demonstration.'
'He was superhuman. Then he started to lose his hair.'
'What happened to my supernatural powers?'
'Is there an action video game about this Samson dude?'
'Bloody hell, Delilah - cornrows!?'
'And so, Samson lost his strength after he stopped using steroids.'
'Something for your weak end, Sir?'
"What's eating Samson?"