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"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats."
Tags:desert, deserts, hot sun, sun, beating sun, waste, wasteland, wastes, dune, dunes, sand, sands, mirage, mirages, retreat, retreats, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, working world, work life, working life, work life balance, buried, buried up tot he neck, neck deep, corporate, corporation, corporations, travelling, desperate, desperation, enough, enough is enough
Man in a desert looks up to see a sand timer sprinkling sand below.
"What if I get wet? Or sandy? I don't work well in the sun?"
"Sand, sea, and sky – that's enough for me."
Tags:beach, beaches, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations, sand, sea, sky, faux humility, false humility, humility, humble, humbleness, simple life, simple lives, luxury holiday, luxury holidays, beach chalet, beach chalets, luxury chalet, luxury chalets, wealth, wealthy, rich
"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."
Tags:beach, beaches, seashore, seaside, sand, sandcastle, sandcastles, playing, building, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, family, families, development, stages of development, childhood, small motor skills, large motor skills, fine motor skills, gross motor skills, spatial awareness, hand-eye coordination, hand-eye co-ordination, psychobabble, talent, talents, skill, skills, growing up, team, teams, working together, teamwork, modern life
"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."
Tags:sand, sands, sandcastle, sand castle, sand castles, sandcastles, build, building, builder, consturction, house flipping, house flipper, flipping, flip it, flipper, fixer upper, invest, investment, property ladder, real estate, realtor, realtors, sale, sales, architecture, architect, beach, beaches, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, seaside, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, house, new house, now home, home, homes, kid, kids, child
"Smoking or nonsmoking?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animals, talking animal, ostrich, ostriches, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, smoking, tobacco, non-smoking, nonsmoking, second-hand smoke, section, sections, host, hosts, hostess, hostesses, server, servers, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, head in the sand, head, heads, hiding, sand, sandy, customer, customers, patron, patrons, guest, guests
"Now you just throw it back, apparently."
Tags:businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, beach, beaches, seaside, seashore, seasides, seashores, sand, sandy, beach ball, beachball, beach-ball, beach balls, beachballs, beach-balls, ceo, chief executive officer, greedy, greed, miserly, out of touch, out-of-touch, aware, awareness, elite, elitist, elites, wealth, wealthy, rich
"The sandbox is safe, and it's even safer without the sand."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, play, playing, safety, safe, safer, overprotective, protection, protect, protective, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, sandbox, sandboxes, sand, modern parenting, modern parent, modern parents, modern life
"How will you text me now, Emily."
Last mirage for the next 20 miles.
"Oh, love handles! We haven't had those in a while."
Tags:desert, deserts, sand, sand dunes, mirage, wasteland, lost, getting lost, cactus, cactuses, cacti, wilderness, vulture, vultures, carrion, bird, diet, diets, dieting, chub, chubby, heavy set, fat, fatter, fatness, love handles, love handle, spare tire, ironic, dark humour, dark humor, black humor, black humour, gallows humor, gallows humor, dead, death, crawl, crawling, cuisine, cuisines, exotic food, exotic foods, variety, variation, variations
'When he started this shot, that wasn't a sand trap... it was just a divot.'
'How could you kids be so irresponsible?! You bury your dad in the sand and then lose him, knowing full well that the car keys are in his pocket!'
"Sorry, folks, but I'll have to see your tax return."
Tags:tax, taxes, tax return, taxed, tax returns, public good, public, public goods, publicly owned, general public, general public, tax returns, beach, beaches, sand, sandy, seaside, sea side, shore, shores, coast, seashore, holiday, holidays, immigration, immigrants, rights of use, coastal, taxpayer, taxpayer funded, funding, funds, enforce, enforced, enforcement
"It's not a Portuguese man-of-war. It's a breakfast crêpe."
Tags:vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, beach, beaches, coast, coastal, sand, sandy, leave, annual leave, summer, summery, summers, summer people, travels, travelled, travelling, summer house, time share, time-share, time shares, time-shares, summer home, summer homes, summer houses, tourists, tourist trap, man o war, man-o-war, man of war, man-of-war, jellyfish, jellyfishes, crepe, crepes, breakfast crepe, fear, scare, scared, animals
'I wanted a burial service, he wanted cremation, so I decided to compromise and have him clambaked.'
"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."
Tags:grocery store, grocery stores, grocer, grocers, supermarket, supermarkets, running, runners, runner, run, ran, jog, jogging, jogger, joggers, exercise, exercised, exercising, beach, beaches, beach bum, beach running, barefoot running, sand, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women
Greetings From Downer Beach.
Tags:downer, downers, beach, beaches, downer beach, seaside, shore, seashore, seasides, seashores, sand, sandy, pessimistic, pessimism, pessimist, depressing, depressed, warning, warns, warn, hazard, hazards, depression, disclaimer, disclaimers, miserable, misery, harm, harms, harmful, damage, damages, word play, play on words
"Where is everybody going?"
Tags:time, timepiece, timepieces, time-piece, time-pieces, time piece, time pieces, hourglass, hourglasses, hour-glass, hour-glasses, hour glass, hour glasses, time, times, passage of time, trickling away, sand, death, deaths, dying, losing track, abyss, slipping away, abysses, loss, losses, control
"O.K., you. Break's over. Time to resume summer vacation."
Tags:break, breaks, work, working, worked, family, families, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, seaside, seasides, seashore, seashores, beach, beaches, sand, sandy, holiday, holidays, worker, workers, workaholic, workaholics, vacation, vacations, beach holiday, beach vacation, summer, summers, parent, parents, dad, dads
"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."
'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'