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"Gee, I'd love to, but my espadrilles are in storage."
'And now I've got gum stuck to the bottom of my sandal, that's it, I'm out of here.'
"Do you have this in a flat brown sandal?"
Tags:sandal, sandals, monk, monks, monastery, monasteries, poverty, vow of poverty, vows of poverty, life of poverty, minimalist, minimalists, minimalism, stiletto, stilettos, stiletto heel, platform shoe, platform shoes, shoe, shoes, boot, boots, tacky, tacky clothes, tackiness, customer, customers, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, retailer, retailers, shoe department, shoe departments, shoe store, shoe stores, fashion choice, fashion choices, fashion preference, fashion preferences
"You know the Birkenstocks."
Tags:centaur, centaurs, game, games, horse shoe, horse shoes, horse, horses, sandal, sandals, horseshoe, horseshoes, horseshoe toss, horseshoe game, mythical creature, mythical creatures, horseshoe pit, horseshoe pits, horseshoe pitch, horseshoe pitching, mythological creature, mythological creature, feet, foot, shoe, shoes, hippocentaur, hippocentaurs
'But there's not enough space for Thou shalt not wear socks with sandals.'
"A vote for me is a step in the right direction. My opponent is a real heel. He's callus, and has no sole, and yet I toe-tally like him!"
Tags:flip-flops, flip-flop, flip-flopping, flip flop, flip flops, flip flopping, sandal, shoe, footware, shoeware, sandals, beach wear, shoes, footwear, elections, politician, politicians, election, voter, voters, political speech, political speeches, political elections, voting, campaigning, election campaigning, political issues, reynolds unwrapped, pun, puns
'Socks with sandals? I guess Socrates' wisdom doesn't include a fashion sense.'
"Jesus H. Christ - again with the sandals!"
Deer with flip-flops
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"Flip Flops are never acceptable."
"Not you again Achilles."
Shoes Make The Man
Organic Farm - Please Dip Your Sandals
Socks and sandals. Look bad for less.
'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'
"Do you think that's wise?"
Tags:sock, socks, sandal, sandals, fashion disaster, fashion disasters, fashion problem, fashion problems, fashion mistake, fashion mistakes, fashions, unfashionable, wise men, wise man, three kings, three wisemen, wiseman, wisemen, nativity, nativity story, magi, gold, frankincense, myrrh, wisdom, wisdoms, christmas, xmas, christmas story, xmas story, gospels, new testament
'I hate it when people vote with their feet'
'Just think Nigel, if you weren't wearing grey socks and sandals this could be romantic.'
'They're bound to hurt at first.'