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A man walks towards "Enlightenment" while his feet walk towards "Sandals".
"Gee, I'd love to, but my espadrilles are in storage."
'And now I've got gum stuck to the bottom of my sandal, that's it, I'm out of here.'
"Do you have this in a flat brown sandal?"
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"You know the Birkenstocks."
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"Oh, eternal life is fine, but what I really like is getting to wear flip-flops all the time."
'But there's not enough space for Thou shalt not wear socks with sandals.'
"A vote for me is a step in the right direction. My opponent is a real heel. He's callus, and has no sole, and yet I toe-tally like him!"
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'Socks with sandals? I guess Socrates' wisdom doesn't include a fashion sense.'
'You Know Who got into my closet.'
"Jesus H. Christ - again with the sandals!"
"Excuse me, where did you get those sandals?"
Deer with flip-flops
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"Flip Flops are never acceptable."
'Do you have a pair that's small on the outside and large on the inside?'
"Not you again Achilles."
Shoes Make The Man
Organic Farm - Please Dip Your Sandals
Socks and sandals. Look bad for less.
'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'
"Do you think that's wise?"
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