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'Never mind a Triple Lock pension guarantee, I want better quality sandbags.'
'Wish you would've warned me about this. I hate getting ambushed.'
"Turn off the water, hon. I can't keep sandbagging forever."
"So would Chuck Norris be impressed with my kick or mad about the bag?!"
A military leader gleefully describes war to a cowering psychiatrist.
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"I'm sorry, Bill, but the company really needs to gain more altitude, so we're going to have to cut you loose!"
Tags:layoff, layoffs, lay off, lay offs, lay-off, lay-offs, laid off, redundancy, redundancies, hr, human resources, personnel, cut loose, balloon, balloons, hot air balloon, hot-air balloon, hot-air balloons, hot air balloons, sandbag, sandbags, profit, profits, loss, losses, economic downturn, economic downturns
"We were losing altitude."
Tags:accordion, accordions, accordion player, accordion players, musician, musicians, bad musician, bad musicians, excuse, excuses, making excuse, bad excuse, bad excuses, loud music, annoying music, irritating music, balloon, balloons, hot air balloon, hot air balloons, losing latitude, ballast, ballasts, sandbag, sandbags, accordionist, accordionists
Man goes to the beach to fill sandbags.
'Inventions gone bad! Nuclear sparklers.'
'It's no good. We have to lose more weight, and fast.'
The sandman starts working in bulk.
Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.
"Wow...you really are the toughest defender in the whole league!"
Fear of gun violence in schools.
'Not another war film.'
'Apparently, the creature thinks this is its nest.'
'Took me all night to write that message.'