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'We are giving out bonuses for no sane reason.'
'Ok, so far, so good. Now I'm going to expose only one eye this time to a different picture. It's time to confront your fears, Frank. I know you can do this.'
'She was getting the kids ready for school.'
"He should know. Still, taking the advice of a fish could get you committed."
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"And you can assure me that you're right in the head now?"
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"Do you ever worry about the growing gap between the sane and you?"
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'I got over my great fear of people...when I stated living in a closed box.'
'Oh, you're crazy, I'm crazy, WE'RE ALL CRAZY!'
"You've managed to stay perfectly sane...but it does suggest you haven't been following politics."
Print media strikes back.
Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Whoa, what's this...another friend request?...but I've never heard of you, and a celebrity can't be associated with riff-raff, so...make friends with my delete button.'
'Oh, I'm not actually the mascot...just insane.'
"I assure you, Chuck is completely stable – no need to question his sanity. Nope, perfectly fine. Better than fine – great! Chuck is doing great. Now onto the quarterly report."
Fish bowl 1 "The weed keeps me sane man"
"Don't worry they're all part of my team."
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'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'
A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf
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"You have anxiety attacks? Well congratulations, you're perfectly sane!"
'Now for a commentary on the 'lunatic fringe', let's hear from a certified lunatic...'
"Giving the people 15 minutes of fame has been a disaster. How about 15 minutes of psychotherapy?"
"...and when did you first start feeling you are going mad?"
'Doc, I think I may be losing it.'