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'Laugh as Some Might, Carl's Inflatable Tie Kept Him Afloat Until Help Arrived.'
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The chairman's boat springs a leak: 'Just keep bailing and never mind the wisecracks.'
'So yaw'r repeatin' the same mistake and expectin' a different outcome?'
'I just need to drill a few more holes.'
'Whoa, whoa, I don't remember hearing anything about the teddy bear always goes down with the ship,'
Wooden ship with a wooden anchor
'Look! Mike is on the bottom of the pool! I warned him not to swim when he's got so many piercings!'
'Gentlemen, I suggest we learn to swim.'
Guys who don't get it.
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'When it starts going down real fast put your arms up!'
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'Honestly, Larry - you need to lose some weight.'
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'The entire building has settled seven inches since the first day of school due to the weight of the students' backpacks.'
'What do you mean, the chart resembles an iceberg?'
"But Darling you always wanted to swim with dolphins"
'I got rid of the barnacles.'
Helicopter approaches oil spill with giant vinegar jar.
'They're like saltines - leave 'em in the water too long, they get mushy.'
'A ship! We're saved!'
'We're lucky, really - it could be raining.'
101 uses of a dead cat: lifejacket
'Putting up a deck chair is a real bugger at the best of times.'
'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'