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'See? I told you he was real.'
'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'
'Feed the homeless' - 'I'm a cute puppy'
Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.
"I can't help but feel disappointed."
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How Santa really finds out which reindeer can fly.
Christmas Group Therapy.
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"It starts earlier every year."
Tags:christmas, christmas season, holiday season, holiday, holidays, retail, retailer, retailers, commercialism, commercialist, santa, santas, santa claus, father christmas, charity, charities, fundraising, fundraiser, fundraisers, start early, starts early, starting early, raise money, raises money, raising money
Bottom Of The Barrel Holiday Releases
Tags:holiday release, holiday releases, holiday film, holiday films, christmas film, christmas films, christmas movie, christmas movies, budget title, budget titles, low budget, low budgets, direct to video, straight to video, straight to dvd, horror, horror film, horror films, santa, santa claus, b-movie, b-movies
"The 'Ho ho ho' thing—we get it. By Act II, I'm looking for it to have evolved."
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, saint nick, st. nicholas, saint nicholas, christmas, xmas, yule, noel, santa's workshop, ho ho ho, acting, actor, actors, actress, actresses, acting workshop, acting workshops, evolving, evolved, evolution, improvement, improving, acting coach, acting coaches, casting director, casting directors, training, critique, critiquing, critical, criticising, criticizing, advice, entertainment
"Mr. Levine, may I see you a moment?"
"Sorry, kid, but I don't whack parents."
Santa's Little Enablers
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, saint nick, saint nicholas, st nick, st nicholas, st. nick, st. nicholas, enabler, enablers, addict, addicts, enabling, addiction, addictions, drink problem, drink problems, alcohol problem, alcohol problems, elf, elves, santa's little helpers, destructive behaviour, destructive behavior
Thank God for the flashlight app!
'Well, don't just stand there Tommy! Open it up and see what's inside!'
Post-Season's Greetings: 'Y'know...a month ago, everyone was all, 'Let me buy you a drink, Santa!' Now suddenly it's, 'Who's the little weirdo in the red suit?'...'
Santa's Early Years of Research and Development...
The Incorrectness of Santa
Tags:santa, santa claus, incorrect, politically incorrect, political incorrectness, politically correct, role model, role models, bad role model, bad role models, ceo, ceos, sexist, christmas, holiday season, holiday sons, xmas, x-mas, union, unions, workshop, workshops, sweatshop, sweatshops, toys for boys, toys for girls
"How much of a gratuity does Santa usually get?"
"And here's where we make toys for bad little boys and girls!"
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, workshop, workshops, work shop, work shops, elf, elves, naughty list, naughty lists, toy, toys, making toys, north pole, bad list, bad lists, lump of coal, lumps of coal, santa claus is coming to town, naughty children, tortures, christmas, x-mas, xmas, christmas season, holiday season
"I guess this explains why everybody has had to buy their own Christmas presents since we were kids."
"Soon, felllas, soon."
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, santas sleigh, reindeer, christmas, christmas present, christmas presents, cuba, communism, communist, communists, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, present, presents, gift, gifts, materialism, commercialism, materialist, cuban government, banned christmas
December 26th . . . The Returns
Tags:christmas, xmas, noel, yule, santa claus, santa, elf, father christmas, st. nick, st. nicholas, elves, north pole, december, december 26th, december 26, the day after christmas, boxing day, return, returns, returning, exchange, exchanges, unwanted gifts, unwanted presents, gift, gifts, present, presents, shopping, christmas chopping, store, stores, shop, shops, sack, sacks, consumerism, santa's helper, santa's helpers
"Ironically all the guys from the hunting lodge were on the 'Nice' list."
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, santas sleigh, reindeer, santas reindeer, santa clauses raindeer, dasher, dancer, prancer, vixen, comet, cupid, donner, blitzen, rudolf, rudolf the red nosed reindeer, hunt, hunter, hunters, hunting, hunting lodge, hunting lodges, tragic accident, hunting accident, shot, shoot, shooting, nice list, naughty list, crime scene, crime scenes