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"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."
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"I've got to take this call."
"I hope that isn't real fur."
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'Trick or treat.'
"Free prescription drugs."
'The computer links me to an international database for who's 'naughty and nice'.'
'I've been good. Let's just leave it at that. My lawyer has advised me not to answer any more questions.'
'...and this is Mort, my attorney, who will help us to accurately define 'naughty'.'
'What church do YOU go to?'
'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'
Father Christmas and Texts.
'Whoa! Aren't you a little big to be seeing Santa?'
'Now,do I get that new broom or not?!'
'Money's no object, lad! Whatever you want, you can have, and everything's available in our fully stocked toy department on the third floor...'
'Look, I know you're fake, but let's ham it up for the old folks.'
'i'm sorry dear. I need a man I can believe in.'
'I'm a big admirer of your work.'
'I thought you understood when you took on the job there would be NO Christmas holidays'
'I like Christmas but if you're not careful you can find yourself with a splitting headache afterwards.'
'You know how 'method' Charles is . . .'
Government warning in Santa's grotto
"My toy factory...it's completely imaginary."
Closing Laugh: Santa's Grotto