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Santa's Little Enablers
To the delight of the elves and other reindeer, Santa installs the clapper on Rudolph.'
Santa - 'Does my bum look big in this?' Elf - 'You're a fat bastard.'
"...but it's an elf and safety issue."
Work schedules for Santa and his elves.
"This job has got a lot easier since the police gave up on burglaries."
"I'm not at all convinced by Santa's new hipster look."
"Being a little helper is not what it used to be."
"And what have you done besides this seasonal job in toy manufacturing?"
Santa advertising for Elvis.
'At a guess I'd say there were Santa's little helpers.'
'I've outsourced the toy-making production and ramped up the legal department.'
Santa's little helpers...
'Well it might not be a 'big deal' to you. But I prefer my 'little helpers' to be shorter than me!'
Santa says to elves: 'Will you please stop referring to me as a 'gangmaster'?'
Santa says to elves: 'Will you please stop referring to me as a 'gangmaster' ?'
'I used to be one of Santa's little helpers but since the boom in kids electronic toys, he's got the Japs in.'
"Sorry Rudolph, I got some new LED lights..."
"I'm going to find out who's [naughty emoji] and [nice emoji]."
"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."
"Look, you ride through the sky at night on a sleigh, all over the world ... you're lucky to get any cover at all."
"Apparently the carrot is locally sourced, the whisky is craft, the mince pie is gluten-free..."