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"The 'Ho ho ho' thing—we get it. By Act II, I'm looking for it to have evolved."
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"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"
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"Where did we go wrong, Mother? Where did we go wrong?"
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Elf of the Month
Tags:elf, elves, elf of the month, employee of the month, motivation, motivations, working environment, working environments, work environment, work environments, proud, pride, achievement, achievements, santa, santa claus, santa's workshop, north pole, father christmas, saint nick, saint nicholas, st nick, st nicholas
"It is the consensus of this committee that you return with your request in two weeks along with a comprehensive restructuring plan."
Tags:committee, committees, santa, santa claus, bailout, bailouts, corporate bailout, corporate bailouts, government money, government fund, government funds, funding application, funding applications, christmas, xmas, x-mas, save christmas, saves christmas, saving christmas, congress, congressional approval, restructure, restructures, restructuring, father christmas, santa's workshop, conditional, conditional acceptance, layoff, layoffs, round of layoffs, rounds of layoffs, economy
"Looks like an inside job."
Tags:elf, elves, chirstmas, holiday, holidays, toy, toys, toy maker, toy makers, workshop, santa's workshop, father christmas, santa, santa claus, st nick, st nicholas, fbi, cia, crimes, criminal, criminals, murder, murderer, kill, killer, killers, murderers, inside job, death by candy, stab, stabbed, candy, candy cane, police, policemen, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, investigate, investigation, dead, death, dying, died, die, crime scene
"Any time Christmas falls on the full moon—we've got problems!"
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"Still, this beats my old job working at Wal-Mart."
Tags:retail, working in retail, christmas time, christmas, christmas job, christmas jobs, elf, elves, santas elves, santa's elves, santas workshop, santa's workshop, bad job, bad jobs, job satisfaction, new job, new jobs, low standards, modern life, modern attitudes, low pay, minimum wage, underpaid, bad management, working conditions, working hours, workers rights
'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'
"Obviously, behind all the jolliness there's a lot of rage."
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, pere noel, chris cringle, christmas, christmas time, elf, elves, santas elves, santa's elves, santas workshop, santa's workshop, dual personality, dual personalities, hidden personalities, alternate interpretation, alternate interpretations, angry, aggressive, aggressiveness, jolliness, character study, character studies, psychologist, psychologists
"What the hell is all this?"
"I'm sorry, Rudolph, but empathetic soulsource crystal navigation has made that nose of yours pretty much obsolete."
Tags:santa fe, new mexico, santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, saint nick, st. nicholas, saint nicholas, christmas, xmas, yule, noel, reindeer, rudolph, santa's workshop, the north pole, navigation, navigation system, navigation systems, gps, global positioning system, crystal, crystals, pseudoscience, hippy, hippies, unemployment, unemployed, laid off, laying off, lay off
'Cutting fourth-quarter operating costs by eating venison was brilliant. Of course, now we've got a bigger problem.'
"Another batch of toys came in from third world countries...if this keeps up, a lot of us elves will be out of jobs."
Tags:third, world, overseas, job, jobs, job loss, job losses, put out of business, putting out of business, out of a job, santa, santa's elves, santa's workshop, father christmas, elf, elves, toy, toys, manufacturing job, manufacturing jobs, manufacturer, manufacturers, globalism, global economy, global economies, third world competition, manufacturing cost, manufacturing costs, christmas, xmas, x-mas
"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."
Tags:santa claus, santa's workshop, workshop, workshops, outsourcing, outsource, outsources, father christmas, saint nick, saint nicholas, st, nick, saint nicholas, elf, santa's elf, santa's elves, christmas, elves, electronic, electronics, factory, factories, workers' rights, union, unions, globalism, production cost, production costs
Santa's Workshop: Elves' Artisan Co-Op
"So, in compliance with the recent settlement of a 'Hiring Discrimination' suit, here is your new co-worker, Steve."
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, saint nicholas, saint nick, st. nick, st. nicholas, kris kringle, santa's workshop, elves, elf, north pole, christmas, xmas, discrimination, hiring, job, jobs, employment, employee, employees, work, workers, co-worker, co-workers, boss, bosses, management, law suit, legal suit, sue, sues
Toy making ground to a halt when Santa made the mistake of handing out 'elfie sticks' to everyone in his workshop..."
Tags:selfie stick, selfie sticks, selfie, selfies, elf, elves, santa, father christmas, santa claus, santa's workshop, santas workshop, workshop, workshops, productivity, worker productivity, work environment, work environments, christmas, xmas, x-mas, north pole, social media, smartphone, smartphones
"What's with funny little guys wearing bright colored clothes in the arctic?"
"This isn't going to help our low wage trap a bit."
Tags:sweatshop, sweatshops, labour union, labor union, labour unions, labor unions, trade union, trade unions, labour rights, low wage, low wages, elf, elves, pay dispute, pay disputes, santa's workshop, santas workshop, north pole, santa claus, father christmas, drone, drones, drone delivery, drone deliveries, exploitation
"The place hasn't been the same since that hole in the ozone opened up!"
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, saint nick, st. nicholas, saint nicholas, christmas, xmas, yule, noel, elf, elves, santa's workshop, the north pole, ozone layer, global warming, climate change, hole in the ozone layer, melting, mutant, mutants, mutated, sick, ill, grotesque, horror, environmental problems, environmental issues, environmental destruction, ozone depletion
'Is it plugged in, or isn't it? There's only one way to find out!'
"So then I said to myself, 'Why should I make toys when I can make the deals to make the toys?' "
Tags:toy, toys, elf, elves, workshop, workshops, christmas, north pole, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, businessman, businessmen, head for business, toy shop, toy shops, worker, workers, middle man, middle men, profit, profits, profiting, union, unions, union employee, union employees, union worker, union workers, corporate ladder, work up, working up, work your way up, working your way up, creator, creators, inventor, inventors, invention, inventions, business deal, business deals, dealmaker, dealmakers, negotiator, negotiators, negotiation, negotiations, xmas, x-mas, santa's workshop, workshop, workshops, father christmas
"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."
Tags:santa claus, elf, therapy, self-fulfilling prophecy, self fulfilling prophecy, self-fulfulling prophecies, self fulfulling prophecies, elves, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, psychology, psychologist, christmas, pun, puns, santa's workshop, north pole
The Old Elves Home
Tags:nursing home, nursing homes, retirement home, retirement homes, old age, old-age, old aged, old-aged, christmas, christmases, xmas, xmases, festive period, reminisce, reminiscing, reminisced, elf, elves, santa, santa's workshop, father christmas, santa claus, memory lane, christmas fad, christmas fads, gift fad, gift fads, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens