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"It starts earlier every year."
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"Mr. Levine, may I see you a moment?"
"And don't forget - make it look like an accident."
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"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."
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'I agree with Nick.'
Cranston called in sick ... said he's got the 'Bah, Humbug'.'
"One day full on, and then 364 days without work...I've had enough of the ruddy gig economy."
'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'
'What I want is a 50 cent an hour raise, a longer lunch break, weekends off...'
"Now who's laughing all the way?
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'Since we don't have a fireplace, how does santa get into our house?'
Please give so I don't have to sell reindeer blood for wine money.
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"My dad wants me to have all the things he never had, and he never had a pony."
"Listen, everybody feels a little depressed around this time of year!"
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Santa's office with 'In' and 'You'd better watch Out' Trays.
"I'm afraid I made quite a nuisance of myself in here last night."
Santa's plans to relocate the operations overseas are uncovered by the elves.
'Rice cakes?! I guess somebody only wants educational toys this year!'
Santa in heaven with wreath as halo.
'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'
"I told you not to show Santa those rodeo videos!"
Santa's Second Stringers.