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"Oh, don't worry about me, I'm fine!"
Tags:sarcasm, sarcastic, homeless, homelessness, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, beggar, beggars, begging, social inequality, inequality, sleep rough, sleeping rough, rough sleeper, rough sleepers, deflection, deflecting, reverse psychology, lie, lies, lying, pretending, pandhandlers board, panhandler's board
"We've thought and thought, but we're at a loss about what to call ourselves. Any ideas?"
Tags:history, historical, america, american, discovery, discovers, nina, pinta, santa maria, colombus, columbus, voyage, voyages, indian, indians, american indians, native american, american indian, native americans, new world, colonists, colonialism, colonial expansion, colonial, sarcasm, sarcastic, mistake, cherokee, navajo, apache, amerindians, indigenous, indigenous americans, europe, european arrogance, defined, racism, misunderstood, misunderstanding
"What next?" "Don't tell me."
Tags:offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, monotony, monotonous, repetition, repetitive, rat race, the rat race, sarcasm, sarcastic, bored, boredom, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, bitter, bitterness, resentful, resentment, the 9 to 5, the nine to five
Tags:trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, president of the united states, anti-immigration rhetoric, anti-immigration, immigration, asylum seekers, migrants, immigrants, caravan, caravans, central american caravans, us-mexico border, us border, mexican border, demonisation, demonization, dehumanisation, dehumanization, racism, racist rhetoric, creating a threat, sense of threat, sarcasm, sarcastic, ott, over the top
"I'm trying to see if there's any truth to the rumor I started."
Tags:tech, technology, internet, internet culture, blog, blogs, blogger, bloggers, blogging, follow, follower, social, social media, couple, couples, date, dates, red flag, warning, warning signs, argue, argues, argument, sarcasm, sarcastic, generation, generation gap, culture, culture clash, culture change, 90s, 80s, nineties, eighties, pre internet, modern life, modern, modern world, millennial, millennial, women, woman, private, privacy, married, married life, marriage, gossip, gossips, gossiping, rumor, rumour, rumors, rumours
Sociologists on Strike! Nation in Peril!!
"Of course it's me! You were expecting maybe the Messiah?"
Tags:coming home, getting home, is that you, frustrated, frustration, frustrations, irritated, irritation, irritating, the messiah, messiah, jesus, couple, couples, marriages, husband and wife, husbands and wives, long term relationship, long term relationships, long-term relationships, greeting, greetings, sarcasm, sarcastic
"Do I know how fast I was going? Isn't that your job?"
Tags:word play, play on words, irony, ironic, police, policeman, police man, police officer, officer, officers, road, roads, highway, highways, interstate, inter state, drive, driving, drives, driven, drove, speed, speeding, speeding ticket, ticket, tickets, pulled over, pull over, motorcycle cop, motorbike cop, cop, cops, sports car, sports cars, sportscar, deadpan, dead pan, sarcasm, sarcastic, bad idea, bad ideas, highway patrol, moving violation, moving violations
Tags:congratulations, wedding, weddings, marriage, marriages, confetti, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, bridesmaid, bridesmaids, jealous, jealous, sarcasm, sarcastic, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, bad relationship, bad relationships, envy, envious
"I wish I had spent more time responding to emails."
Tags:death, dead, die, died, dying, sick, sickness, ill, illness, hospital, hospitals, deathbed, death wish, death wishes, regret, regrets, said nobody ever, sarcasm, sarcastic, email, emails, emailing, responding, response, correspondence, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women
"Take your time. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."
"Of all the Fortune 500, we're probably the most tongue-in-cheek."
"We're looking for people to fire."
Tags:honest, honesty, honesty is the best policy, hire, hired, hiring, hires, personnel, hr, h r, h.r., h.r, human resources, business, big business, businessman, businessmen, business man, business men, exec, execs, executive, manager, management, corporate, corporation, corporations, employment, employed, fire, fired, firing, office worker, office drone, office drones, excuse, excuses, interview, interviews, interview skills, capitalism, late stage capitalism, sardonic, sarcastic
"Oh, I'm really sorry. I just placed three million with some broker who called five minutes ago."
Tags:cold call, cold calls, cold calling, cold caller, cold callers, telemarketer, telemarketers, telemarketing, broker, brokers, stockbroker, stockbrokers, sarcasm, sarcastic, harass, harasses, harassment, rich, riches, poor, poor person, poor people, poverty, middle class, working class, investment, investments, investing, investor, investors
"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."
Tags:trump, donald trump, trump presidency, president, presidential, president trump, american politics, politics, political, us politics, election 2016, election, elections, modern politics, elected, heaven, absurd, sarcasm, sarcastic, border wall, build the wall, the wall, mexico wall, immigration, immigrants, migration, debate, debates, republican, republicans, foreign affairs, foreign policy, current affairs, current events, current, critique, critic, critical, pun, puns, word play, play on words
Google Translate for Marriagese
Tags:marriage, marriages, married, married life, communication, communication problem, communication problems, translate, translates, translating, translation, translations, passive aggressive, annoyance, annoyances, annoyed, annoying, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, life partner, life partners, sarcastic, sarcasm, ironic, irony, loading dishwashers, tip, tips, frustration, frustrations, frustrating
"Don't be so chintzy with the life line!"
Tags:palmistry, palm reading, palm read, hand read, hand reading, palm-reading, palm-read, hand, hands, palm, palms, fortune, fortunes, fortune teller, fortune tellers, seer, palm reader, palmreader, palm-reader, psychic, esoteric, esoterically, mystic, mystically, mysticism, mystical, wicca, wiccan, spoof, spoofs, parody, parodied, parodies, sarcastic, sarcasm, modern life, modern, occult, crone, crones, old crone, window painter, window painting, window, windows, storefront, store front, chintzy, chintz, ironic, irony
"Cheer up, Jimbo -- It's only a matter of time before one of those big executive searches going on out there stumbles across you."
Tags:boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, sarcasm, sarcastic, unemployment, unemployed, unrealistic, unrealistic expectations, job search, career path, careers, career, job, jobs, condescending, patronizing, patronising, nagging, nag, bother, bothering, annoy, annoying, pestering, pester
Tags:erinyes, fury, furies, three furies, greek myth, greek, greeks, greek mythology, modern update, modern updates, irony, ironic, sarcasm, sarcastic, passive-aggressive, passive-aggression, modern life, modern times, sins, sinning, vengeance, punishments, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, bad attitude, bad attitudes, attitude problem, attitude problems
"Honestly, I'm interested. I have no problems of my own."
Tags:brag, bragging, rude, impolite, unprofessional, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counseling, sarcasm, sarcastic
Parking? I don't think so.
"Has that one guy we've been sending all the spam to responded yet?"
Tags:spam, spammail, spam mail, email, emails, junk, junk mail, cold caller, cold call, unsolicited, computers, computer, internet, sales, salesmen, offices, sell, spammed, spammer, spammers, spamming, leafleting, leaflets, unwanted, unwanted spam, unwanted email, circular, technology, tech, modern, modern life, digital age, digital world, digital, sarcasm, sarcastic, automated email, automated, automation, perspective
"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."
"You can't learn the path to financial independence from just ANY infomercial."
Tags:financial independence, infomercial, infomercials, ad, ads, advert, adverts, advertisement, avertisements, advertising, financial advice, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advisor, financial advisors, sarcasm, sarcastic, snob, snobs, snobby, elite, elitist, elitists, independent life, independent lives, finances, personal finances
"Thanks for sharing with us, Steve, the interesting spin you've managed to put on your recent four-hundred-billion-dollar faux pas."